Star Shopping // Lil Peej

prank

We were back in the Florida house now, and Baylen and I were downstairs now filming a video, planning a prank on Peej.

"So basically, Peej is gonna be down here, and Evelyn and I are gonna walk into the kitchen pretending to have an argument, and I'm just gonna fake-slap the shit outta her." Baylen says to the camera as we laugh. "What do you think he's gonna do?"

"I'm scared he's gonna beat you up." I laugh.

"Now we just have to wait until Peej comes downstairs." Baylen laughs.

Baylen and I wait in the other room for awhile, until eventually Peej goes and sits at the counter on his phone.

"What are we gonna argue about?" Baylen asks.

"You didn't plan this out?" I ask as we both laugh.

"Just be like 'I can't believe you said that shit' or something." Baylen laughs.

"Okay." I laugh.

We walk out into the kitchen and start arguing.

"Baylen why would you say something like that?" I scoff.

"Like what? I had every right to say that!" Baylen yells.

"No you didn't! Jesus Baylen! You can't say shit like that!" I yell.

"Shut your fucking mouth Evelyn, you're such a god damn bitch!" Baylen yells.

Even though I knew it was a prank, I still didn't like Baylen and I yelling. We never argued.

"Baylen why the fuck are you talking to her like that?" Peej scoffs.

"Stay out of it Peej!" Baylen yells. "I can't believe you Evelyn!"

"You know, fuck you Baylen." I scoff.

Baylen pretends to slap me, and I clap my hands to make it sound like he slapped me.

"Nah what the fuck!" Peej yells. Suddenly, Peej was shoving Baylen against the wall and punched him in the face.

"Peej!" I say

"No no no Peej-" Baylen starts.

"The fuck did you slap her for? Don't put your hands on my girlfriend!" Peej yells as he slams Baylen against the wall.

"No Peej, it's a prank it's a prank!" I laugh.

Peej pulls away confusedly, as Baylen wipes the blood from his nose.

"Baby it was a prank." I laugh.

"Well shit." Peej laughs as he looks at Baylen, who was panting as blood poured from his nose. "Just to be clear, you didn't actually slap her?"

"No Peej, I did not slap Evelyn." Baylen laughs.

"I'm so sorry dude." Peej laugh as he hugs Baylen.

"Look at my nose!" Baylen laughs.

"I mean to be fair, I thought you slapped her." Peej laughs.

"So you punch me in the face?" Baylen laughs.

"Yes!" Peej laughs. "Evy, he didn't slap you right?"

"No he didn't slap me." I laugh as he hugs me.

"You good Baylen?" Peej laughs as he holds an arm around me.

"Uh huh." Baylen says as he concentrates at the paper towel he's shoving in his nose to stop the bleeding.