"ROO ROO ROO."
"STOP BARKING AT ME YOU LITTLE WITCH."
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"it's not your responsibility to protect me."
"lindsey, even if i saw you as just a friend it is my responsibility to protect you because that's what friends do."
[written august 2021-februa...
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✣ I WOULD'VE PREFERRED HIS HEAD SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT WE—. (—SHUT UP.) ✣
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✣ I THINK THIS IS WHEN KARL MADE EVERYONE GO TO ITALY? ✣
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✣ I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS IGNORING HIM BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW WHALES MUST HAVE SEX. (YOU SAID YOU WOULD LOOK IT UP AND NEVER DID! I JUST WANTED MY INFORMATION!!!) DID I? OOPS. ✣
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✣ I SURPRISED HIM FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. (THIS LOOKS LIKE I SURPRISED YOU.) WELL YOU DIDN'T SO SHUT UP. (I LOVED THE FLOWERS.) OF COURSE YOU DID, THEY WERE FROM ME. ✣
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✣ DINNER DATE! (HOW FUCKIN' TALL WERE YOUR HEELS THAT NIGHT. WHY DO WE LOOK THE SAME HEIGHT?) I DON'T KNOW DUDE. (DON'T DUDE ME.) DUDE. DUDE. DUDE. DUDE. DUDE. (SIMMER DOWN.) ✣
