Trey Parker is actually Lana del rey 😱😧

⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️
This contains swearing  also mentions of making out 😧

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Trey : Matt I need to tell you something ...
Matt: what ?
Trey: I - I -I'm actually Lana del Rey...
Matt : who ?!
Trey : WHAT THE FUCK YOU DONT KNOW WHO LANA DEL REY IS !!
Matt: how the fuck am I supposed to know ?
Trey: *starts singing cola from born to die album* " my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola eyes wide like cherry pie I got sweet taste for men who are older ."
Matt : OMG I KNOW WHO YOU ARE  KNOW OMG LANA LET ME MAKE OUT WITH YOU !!!
Lana del Rey : before you do ... listen to my new album Did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd .
Matt: ON IT !
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* 1 hour later *
Matt: Lana ray would you serve me lemonade
Lana del Rey: I said "yes Matt I will it's the day of the parade" 
Matt : Lana would you ... put on a concert for me .
Lana del Rey : yes anything for you .
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Songs played :
West coast (Ultraviolence) 
Ultraviolence (Ultraviolence)
Born to die  (born to die )
Salvatore ( honeymoon)
Diet Mountain Dew (born to die )
Summertime sadness ( born to die )
Paris , Texas ( did you now that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd )
Peppers ( did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd)
Dealer ( blue banisters )
*later*
Matt : oh Lana that was the best concert I've ever watched in my life !
Lana del Rey : oh thank you <3
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To be continued....
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Ok thank you for reading (hopefully your not traumatised) btw Trey Parker and Matt stone are the creators of the 1997 show South Park just to let you know :)
I'm planning on make more parts idk  but Ty for reading .