"Gwen, a mug of your finest Ale and a turkey leg with potatoes!" Vin shouted to be heard over the hubbub of the tavern. He stacked 5 silver on the bar top and slid it in the direction of Gwen.
Gwen trotted over and gathered up the coins. Gwen is a Centaur, Vin didn't see her lower half past the obscurity of the bar. The discovery enticed Vin even further.
Such a long silky tail. Muscular legs. Shapely hooves.
Scrabbling up onto the bar, he stretched his wiry body to its fullest, trying to caress Gwen's tail as she poured his drink.
Gwen was not oblivious to Vin's attempts. Using the palm of her hand, she smacked him with amazing speed. Vin retracted while giving Gwen a pained expression.
"I've told you repeatedly, you cannot touch me nor my customers." Gwen chastised. "I see you try that one more time you will be banned from stepping foot in here. I'm serious, you won't make it through that door once your banned. I'm here all the time and I can smell you before I see you."
With the last words of her threat, she slammed Vin's Ale heavily in front of him. Some of the golden elixir sloshed out. Vin hastily began licking it up.
Every drop is valuable, I cannot allow any to go to waste.
Once the escaped Ale was all licked up, Vin set his sights on the contents of his mug. He dove in, nose first, guzzled down half the mug in seconds. He drew back from the mug with a face full of foam. A mighty belch bellowed out of him. It reverberated from the depths of his insides. He swiped his face with his arms to rid of the foam. A dozen strokes of his tongue up and down his arms left him tidier and at welcome buzzing point.
The turkey leg and potatoes were taking a while. In the meantime, Vin sat back and browsed the many patrons scattered throughout the tavern.
His eyes suspended on a blonde human female, she's a regular at Gwen's tavern. Her entire outfit was tight fitting, showing off every inch, every curve.
Normally she is suited up in armor. She must be wearing this sexy attire to pull me in. I won't deny her what she wants.
Vin strutted and sashayed his way over to the appealing Lady. His tail swished seductively to and fro with each of his steps.
He stood up on his hind legs and jutted out his chest.
"Good Afternoon Madame. I have something long and furry I know you've been wanting." He raised an eyebrow suggestively.
A boisterous scoff escaped the Lady's luscious lips. Her face screwed up in revulsion.
"Go away you disgusting Furrball!!" She aimed a kick toward Vin.
Vin maneuvered quickly to avoid being struck by her foot. He was not deterred, there are plenty more patrons overflowing with desire for him.
In mere seconds he honed in on a tawny colored rat sitting upon a book at a table. He found it impossible to saunter up a table. Instead he climbed to the top and presented himself in front of the rat in record time.
How can he not be impressed by that? I have agility and I'm lithe . Yes, feast your eyes on my impeccable form.
The rat regarded him with disdain . "Let me guess, you're here to try and persuade me into your clutches." His voice surprisingly deep and monotone. "Take your leave now, you don't remotely interest me. I know your type. Think you're perfection and an award everyone longs for. Sir, you are flawed, vulgar and a menace." He pressed his hands to his snout and sighed. "I wish to continue reading. Be gone." Waggled his hand at Vin in a "shooing"motion.
A wave of boredom crashed against Vin. The rat's humdrum tone was far too dull. All interest shattered within the first word that exited the rat's mouth. Vin retracted away from the stuffy rat.
"Vin!! I got your turkey and 'tatoes!" Gwen announced.
He was trekking his way back to the bar for his food when something irresistible caught his eye. A dwarf, with the most luxuriously long beard Vin had ever seen. It was beckoning, luring Vin in like a Siren. He desired the texture of the beard against his fur. It was vital.
In a rush, he was on the dwarf's lap. Shoving his face and hands into the divine beard.
So silky. I want to sleep inside this beard. It will be my nest.
"Vin!!!!!!" His head snapped up from the lap of the growling cursing dwarf. Gwen galloped out from behind the bar. She grabbed Vin by the scruff, hoisted him off the dwarf and unceremoniously dumped him on the floor.
"That is it! Leave! Now! I don't want to see you inside or anywhere near my tavern ever again!" She pointed at the door and stomped her hooves.
"But, but.. I won't do that ever again. I'll listen. I promise!" Vin's voice cracked and squeaked.
Gwen turned her head to the left and shouted "Heiffer! Time to take out the trash!"
A loud snort was accompanied by the sound of chairs being toppled over. Vin reluctantly turned to the left.. and saw a rhinoceros aimed to charge right at him.
" I'm going. I'm going!!" Vin screeched in terror. His tail fur bristled in fear.
He zoomed out the the door and kept running.
YOU ARE READING
Beginnings
AdventureThis is a prequel to " I've Arrived" A look into Vin Weasel as a youngster. His explorations and adventures in his Mystic World. *Cover art is not mine
