✎ 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙖𝙬 𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙏𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙨 ✎ ✅

𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗘𝗴𝗴 𝗛𝘂𝗻𝘁?

(HAPPY LATE EASTER GUYZ I'M SO SRRY I WAS POSTING LMAO.......so as an apology here u go 🤭)

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝: ....Theres no fucking way we're actually doing this.

𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙞𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮: Awww c'mon, why noooooottttt :((

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝: You're trying to crash a children's easter egg hunt.

𝙕𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝟮 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖: Buuttt, by taking their candy, we're saving them from childhood diabetes. Therefore doing them a favor.

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝: Spell diabetes.

𝙕𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝟮 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖:....Shut up!!

𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙞𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮: But she not wrong tho. Plus have you seen them kid's mom's? I'm tryna cop me some GYATTTT 🤑

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝:...Wtf is wrong with you?

𝙕𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝟮 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖: Idk and Idc, we're going anyway, nothing u can do to stop us.

(𝘼𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥 𝙗𝙘 𝙞𝙙𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚)

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘪𝘯, 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘪 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 ,𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝: What happened to him..?

𝙕𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝟮 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖: BAHAHAHAHAAAA

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝: 😐

𝙕𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝟮 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖: LMAO SO BASICALLY RIGHT? WE WERE AT THE CHILDREN"S CENTER AND THE EASTER EGG HUNT HAD BEEN SET UP ALREADY SO THIS DUMBASS DECIDED TO START PICKING EGGS BEFORE THEY LET THE CHILDREN OUT, THEN SUDDENLY ALL THE CHILDREN RUSHED OUT-

𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘪, 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝: I-I don't think I wanna know anymore-

𝙕𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝟮 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖: HE GOT JUMPED BY ORPHANS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙞𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮: 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨* P-power, ac...tually stfu...A-aki p-lease s-save me..

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝:....I'd rather not touch you tbh....

𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙞𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮: They bullied me....the pissed on me...little kids with no one to love them threw up all over me...They ripped my shirt...they took my pants...Aki I can't do this anymore...

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝: 𝘈𝘬𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨* Why are you wearing my hello kitty boxers?

𝘿𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙞𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮: T-thats not the problem right n-now...pls h-help they're a-all bullying me

𝘼𝙠𝙞-𝟰𝟳 𝙬/ 𝙖 𝙨𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝: I mean, I told you so 🤷🏻‍♂️

𝙕𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝟮 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙖: BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA