𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙨?
𝗗𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗶: Show them a s3x tape of me and their mom lolz
𝗣𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿: Kidnap their loved ones
𝗔𝗸𝗶: Get over it or shoot up their school
𝗣𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗮: I am a dog rat hybrid with a chainsaw and the heart for a sexually frustrated teenage boy. Why tf should I care?
𝗠𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗺𝗮: I'd manipulate them until the point where they cannot tell right from wrong. To the point where I become their reason for living. To the point where I become their God. To the point where they yearn for me. To the point where all they can think of is pleasuring me. To the point where-
𝗞𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗻𝗶:...Cry...
𝗛𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗼: Smoke it off
𝗥𝗲𝘇𝗲: Bomb their house lolol
𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹: Me n the gangy jumping them
𝗕𝗲𝗮𝗺: Beat to Mr. Chainsaw's NFSW fanart!!!! Tell him I said that btw <3333
𝗞𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗯𝗲: Why would I care?
𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗻𝘅𝗶: Legally marry their mother.
𝗔𝘀𝗮: The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score. The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.
𝗬𝗼𝗿𝘂: +1 weapon
𝗬𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗮: Give Denji head- I mean...Wait what was the question? My fault...
𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶: No one has the audacity to do that.
𝗬𝘂𝗸𝗼: Don't be suprised if they don't show up at school the next day 🤷🏻
𝗡𝗮𝘆𝘂𝘁𝗮: They become dog food ^^
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De Todo(FInished, 1/22/23-7/7/23) How I imagine Chainsaw Man characters would text + more
