Don't Get on my Nerves, Dorm Mate! | KaveTham

Ch. 01

DON'T GET ON MY NERVES, DORM MATE!
(Genshin Impact Modern AU)
Alhaitham x Kaveh

Disclaimer: Characters that are mentioned in this story are not mine and are used for entertainment purposes only

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KAVEH's
point of view

It's finally time, I get to move into the famous college in all of Tevyat, Sumeru Akademiya! I didn't actually think I'd get to pass the exams and get in but I got so excited to experience the college life.

All my life I had been dreaming of getting into this school with my love for architecture and design. To be able to get into this school is almost like a dream.

I am about to go to my assigned dorm, and I was told that I'd be having a dorm mate from Sociology and I am sure excited to meet him.

3RD PERSON
point of view

As Kaveh got in his room there he saw a man with Ash Grey hair fixing and unpacking his belongings.

"Ahh, you must be my dorm mate, Hello, I'm Alhaitham I'm a Sociology Major." Alhaitham says as he reaches out his hand to give Kaveh a handshake.

"Kaveh from Architecture Design," Kaveh replied as he shake hands with Alhaitham. "Seeing that we'll be together till the day we graduate, let's make it a fun time together!" Kaveh said excitedly as Alhaitham smiles at him.

Their first semester together was enjoyable as they bonded but as time progress...

"Hey! you ass hat! Did you use my luxury conditioner!?" Kaveh shouted as he ran out the shower still wet with nothing but a towel.

"Can you quiet down? The walls are thin and you're interrupting my studies." Alhaitham said.

This started when Kaveh snapped, the first week was fine but as the second week came along they'd realized all of the nice act was all for show and were annoyed at each other's habits.

For 4 months they endured till...

"You're an annoying ass who doesn't have a filter on your words!" Kaveh snapped.

"And you're a clean freak and a germaphobe," Alhaitham said. "I wouldn't be surprised if you were still a virgin."Alhaitham mumbled as he added fuel to the fire.

"Come here bitch, I can show you I'd allow blood splattered on my body." Kaveh said as he was about to fight Alhaitham.

Going back to the present.

"You used it! I measured and there's an inch worth missing, this is expensive! I'd let you use if you asked!" Kaveh shouts.

"Kaveh you took a shower after you got home from the party, you drunkard. That was just  last night and you wake up all grumpy." Alhaitham scoffed.

"You should've said so before I got mad ugh! You're so annoying." Kaveh said as he went back to the shower.

"Stupid." Alhaitham mumbled.

"I heard that!" Kaveh shouted from the showers the next thing Alhaitham knows, he could hear Kaveh running out of the showers and running towards him at full speed to jump on him.

Kaveh jumped on Alhaitham while he was still sitting on his chair. "You little- you're still wet!" Alhaitham said, Kaveh smirking as he managed to get the calm and collected Alhaitham to raise his voice a little.

Alhaitham spreads his arm to prevent his book from getting wet. "What the hell did you say about me?" Kaveh asked. "Oh can you really hit me? You only pounce at me and threaten me, if I hadn't known any better I would've thought you're a sadist inviting me for sex." Alhaitham said as he smirked as well seeing how Kaveh stopped and tried to process what he said.

Kaveh gasped and ran back to shower "Perv!" He shouts before continuing to shower.

Alhaitham chuckles as he gets up to place his book down and take of his shirt as Kaveh got it all wet. (I'd sell my left kidney just to pay and see that)

After Kaveh got out the showers it was Alhaitham's turn to shower. They always have this order when taking baths because it's part of their agreement ever since they had that huge argument.

...

Instead of fighting Alhaitham made Kaveh calm down.

"Let's face it, we can't really change dorm mate untill our 2nd years in college so we have to have an agreement as to how we can tolerate each other." Alhaitham said as he pushes Kaveh off of him.

"Fine." Kaveh said.

"Now let's tell each other what we hate about our habits then we can change it and make it out rule." Alhaitham said as he massages his temples finally being able to calm Alhaitham down.

They settled with the rules:

-Kaveh always showers first as soon as he gets up

(This was due to the reason that he takes too long in the showers that Alhaitham sometimes have to leave the house without bathing or washing his hair.)

-Study hours will be at 7:30 pm to 10 pm and no party shall disturb the other during that time.

-Both parties are to put their used laundry on the laundry basket and are responsible for folding their own clothes.

-Kaveh and Alhaitham will take turns in washing the dishes and cooking.

-Both will clean the dorm every Saturday together.

-Kaveh's bathroom products will always be on the right while Alhaitham's is on the left.

With these set of rules they were able to tolerate each other except for their attitudes. It's the only thing they couldn't stand about each other.

Going back to the present.

"It's your turn Al." Kaveh said as he was in the bathroom.

There was a vanity mirror in the bathroom as well as a drawer, this is where Kaveh stores his Skin Care products. They had bought a shower curtain because Kaveh always does his routine in the bathroom which is why he takes long and Alhaitham decides to just shower while he's there.

Kaveh hums as he does his routine and Alhaitham hums along with him as this was a song Kaveh always plays when he's busy doing something, which, Alhaitham finds catchy.

As they finished humming they chuckled. "If we weren't always at each other's throats we'd probably be the best of friends." Kaveh said as he puts on some sunscreen.

"Oh, and here I was considering you as a friend already." Alhaitham answers. "Hm, fine then this is the official declaration that Kaveh and Alhaitham will be friends, now hurry up so we can go to class." Kaveh said as he walks out the bathroom getting all red.

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Kaveh is baby girl fr