Headcanon'ts

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by Originality22

by Originality22

headcanons, but written in the format of kinda incorrect quotes. yippee! this is just here as a filler, since i suddenly felt the need to be active

also, lilac=dark markery. i just wanted a less edgy name so im putting something that still works just fine

Purple: Your MOM!

Lilac: We don't have a mom. We came out of a cloning machine from coded bits of Wild's DNA, remember?

Purple: Oh. Right.

Purple: ...

Purple: Your DAD!

Lilac: I swear to FUCKING god-

Purple: ...

Lilac: ...

Purple: Right we share a dad-

Lilac: Close enough, you little prick.

(I edited this one, because I thought of it)

Yellow: Touch grass.

Tied: Haha!

Tied: No.

Yellow: I'm going to throw you outside from the highest window I can find.

(Long story short they're basically homies by now- how long can you expect someone to stay in your attic by force?)

Stracciatella: My hair is not edible.

Marshmallow, eating bits of Stracciatella's actually very edible hair: I don't think you're right.

Stracciatella: Just because we're dating doesn't mean you can consume my hair at will.

Marshmallow: I don't think you're right about that, either.

Difficulty Chart: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

Tied: Okay. How many hours of sleep did you get in the past three days?

Yellow, running on coffee and adrenaline: What sleep?

Periwinkle: There better not be anyone stealing my flowers again.

Primrose, about to get some for Merchant: Well, never mind then.

Periwinkle: Except for you.