Find the Markers- Oneshots, Headcanons, and everything else

headcanons for the nintendon'ts!!!

i did this with my doors oneshot book (cough, genesis and cole, cough) so i'm putting some here as well :D

-purple canonically has an iq of -12 (well, we exaggerated it; he's actually decently smart but next to lilac he isn't, hahaha)

-foliage started simping for lilac when he randomly dreamed about him (they were all adults in the dream) and he was like "oh fuck that's hot"

-wild card gave him the dream as a favor for purple

-purple and lilac had like- a conversation about once or twice a month via the twin telepathy thing WHILE lilac was trapped in the DoD

-they ^ managed to imagine how the other looked perfectly (because this set of twins is scarily connected to another level)

-foliage found his way back around 4 years in, then lilac was brought back 3 years later

-the trio was split apart and stranded separately when they were 12 (fuck you wild card)

-purple predicted the follac when he was like- 9 but he just didn't expect it to be folark

-if you go and hug dark, he acts like he doesn't want you there but doesn't do anything to actually get you off of him (so sometimes when someone's having a bad day they'll just go up to dark and hug him, and dark just goes "ok". like- literally anyone, not just foliage)

-those three ask wild marker for mcdonalds about once every two weeks like they're toddlers who still need a toddler leash (wild marker's used to it)

-wild marker never orders a mccafe bc he's nice

-foliage learned a LOT of swear words from primrose but he's older than primrose is... don't ask if he can teach them to you he will refuse

-foliage will just yell "synchronize!" when he's bored, then dark and purple answer with the exact same thing at the exact same time. and the answer is always completely random, like "canada" or "pineapple on pizza"

-purple makes REALLY good cookies, so their cookie jar is always full. 

-dark, being the little bitch he is, only eats the last cookie and never misses it.

-purple bribed wild card to let him meet draw 4 with cookies when he was 15 (and wild card was like "fine i'm only doing this because the cookies are good" and purple was like "yay!" so he knows about draw 4)