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yellow mroker headcanons

Headcanons you didn't need to know:

-Yellow is this TALL ASS man (6'3") purely so he can reach the shelves of his shop unlike half the server. He's made it to the top 2 tallest markers. (Boy I wish I was tall like that dude-)

-Forget his in-game description. He's has minor anxiety, doesn't touch grass, and is pretty negative overall. The only reason why he can stand Tied in his attic (he's called Tied because he keeps getting himself caught up in strangles of rope and tape- Yellow's always running out) is because Tied doesn't have anywhere else to go and they're (probably) gay. :D

- What sleep schedule? Copy-pasted from my only other goofy ahh book (as of April 2023,) "Truth to be told, his sleep schedule was just nonexistent. Sometimes he'd stay awake till 4, reorganizing every single thing in his shop. Other times, he'd actually get 8 hours of sleep scattered in 30 minute intervals throughout the day. And every now and then he'd pull 5 all-nighters in a row and spend the weekend getting his fair share of sleep."

-Bro's got a braid because he doesn't have enough time to cut his messy hair off. Plus, it's hard enough to comb in the first place, being 1 1/2 feet long- Tied has been snipping off inches every now and then- or, the few times he sees Yellow organizing crates in the attic. Yellow doesn't mind, because HE NEEDS IT-

-Purple always tries to come and drag Yellow out to touch grass, but Yellow has the power of "either buy something or get out". Plus, most of the time Dark comes out and drags Purple away. (BTW there's a whole dang redemption arc with Dark n' Purple so he does exist. Necromancy may have happened. That's all you're getting until I feel like it.)

-Yellow is gay for Tied. There's a redemption arc, don't question it, and if you do I will just reply with this: 🍧

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Tell me if that's a lot or not, but I've emptied my headcanons for Yellow out to my heart's content :D