Nintendon't

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by Originality22

by Originality22

Foliage, Dark, and Purple are one of the best trios ever. I figured summer break hasn't officially started until I wrote something about them, and I guess you can read it too :)

This is TERRIBLE but I love it so much istg

You guys don't know this but when Foliage was still non-binary in the wiki *cough* indecisive *cough* my headcanon was that he was a demiboy. Well, I was WRONG *cough* stupid wiki *cough*, but my headcanon still stands.

Per tradition: Ready! Steady! GO!

Foliage had just come back from visiting Leaf when he heard a loud "FUCKING GODDAMNIT PURPLE" coming from Dark's room. Rushing upstairs, he slammed open the door and found the two sitting cross legged on the floor, Nintendon't controllers in hand. There was a screen in front of them, and while Dark was clearly winning, Purple was clearly being annoying.

REALLY annoying.

They were competing in Super Smash Bros, and Purple had somehow created HIMSELF as a literal marker in the game. Dark was playing as Kirby, and he had to try and figure out what sorts of moves Purple had invented.

Well, turns out none of them did damage. They sent him flying all over the map instead, but not far enough to kill his character.

Foliage watched as Dark's blue Kirby character sent a hit at Purple's Marker, who in return blasted Dark's Kirby off of the platform they were playing on again.

Dark's Kirby got back onto the platform and instead of playing the game, he threw his Nintendon't controller aside and full on tackled Purple, who was now laughing so hard the only thing his muscles let him do was block a violent swat from Dark.

Foliage suddenly figured that he should break their daily twin fight up.

I should write a book called "how to break up sibling fights", he thought as he grabbed the two of them by their collars and held them out like baby kittens.

"HE CAN'T DO THAT!" Dark yelled like he was the same age his shortness made him look, pointing an accusing finger.

"Well, you can't tackle people because they're playing creatively," Purple argued back, arms crossed like a kindergartener.

Dark muttered something under his breath that most likely incorporated more than three swear words and some slander as well.

"I will cut you in half with my chainsaw," Dark said.

"You're more likely to mess up and try using the cake chainsaw with how stupid you are," Purple retorted.

"You're the one who tries to eat everything because apparently, they look edible," Dark countered. "They do not look edible to anyone and anything except for your deranged brain."

Foliage couldn't tell who was winning. Purple was just starting to say something when he let go of both and the two of them dropped to the ground. That ended the conversation right there, and before Dark could yell at Foliage, he left the room.

Dark followed, and Purple closed the Nintendon't and trailed after.

Foliage figured that the two of them didn't have anything to do other than fight each other without someone else around, and for the rest of the day he was stuck with two grown ass men following him around like baby ducklings.

Life is great, Foliage thought sarcastically. Especially with these two.