"Shut up fatass"
Kyle snapped back, clearly not having it.
"Jeez, I was just messing with you, no need to get so mad " Eric answered " maybe that's why he doesn't like you back. Youre hot headed, a ginger, jewish, like what could he possibly see in you? " he added before going back to his 4th packet of gummies
Kyle instantly saw red.
Before thinking it over first, Kyle threw a punch straight to cartman's nose as kenny backed away .
Eric's nose started throbbing and bleeding. "Fuck you jew! " he screamed, before pulling at kyles hair. "You started this, fatass!" Screamed Kyle, grabbing everyones attention "you won't get away with this!" he added before punching his stomach.
As the whole school gathered to get a front row view to the fight, Mrs chokesondik ran through the herd of kids and tried to break the two apart as they grabbed onto each other's hair .
"Don't pull my hair you ginger fucking Jew! " yelled Eric , trying to push him away.
"Fuck you fucking fattas piece of shit! I'll beat you senseless! "
Screamed kyle before seeing Mrs chokesondik.
"Eric and kyle! This is no way to talk to each other! You two are going to the principals office IMMEDIATELY! " she yelled, silencing anyone who dared to speak
"Holy shit dude cartman wasn't lying, they ARE up to her waist! " kenny whispered to butters
*at the principals office with principal Victoria *
"You two are always fighting yet still talk and hang out how come? " principal Victoria asked
*kyles POV*
Its true, how could he hate me but still hang out with me every day?
Does he do it just to get a rise out of me ?
Am I being dramatic about everything?
Does he actually try to be my friend and I turn him down ?
No way. This is Eric fucking cartman. All he does is spout offensive things to others for a laugh and a punch in his cute little nose.
*meanwhile*
"Idk, I guess we just happen to be friends but fight a lot ! " Eric answered, also kinda wanting an answer.
"Kyle? Are you there? principal Victoria asked, snapping her fingers in front of kyles zoned out face
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A/n : I know a fight scene is crucial in a kyman fanfic omd also I am on a total roll today and I might end up writing another part today. Just don't count on it 😘😘😘😘
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the unexpected twist (kyman)
FanfictionKyle gets rejected by Stan and keeps trying to win stans heart back. Eric is jelous asff in the process an unexpected twist happens (For them, not for us) None of the art used is mine and they usually have the og creators watermark somewhere on t...
