the unexpected twist (kyman)

5.the plan

Stan gave Kyle a dirty look before walking off into the boys bathroom

"Kahl, what the fuck are you doing? " asked Eric, trying to untangle his hand from Kyles
"Oh shit sorry cartman " Kyle said, now redder than his hair and the blood on his face
He let go of Eric's hand and rested his face on his hand
"You were trying to make Stan Jealous because he doesn't like you back" said Eric, smirking but he was not happy.

"And what does it matter to you, fattas? " Kyle snapped, knowing Eric was right.
"Dude get over it. He doesn't like you! " Eric said, slightly wishing he would just get over it and date him instead .
"Not unless I make him like me! " Kyle said
"Well what are you scheming in that little Jew brain of yours? "

Kyle grinned
" how about.. " Kyle asked, his green eyes brightening with the thought
" we fake date to make Stan jealous, we wait for wendy and stan to break up then I make my move! "

"No " cartman said
"Why? It's a perfect plan! "
"It's stupid. Just like you. " Eric frowned. Why would he help Kyle get with stupid Stan?
" besides, what do I get? " he added
"20$ and I'll tell principal Victoria we will stay friends "

*Eric's mind idk*

Wait if we fake date I'll see how it's like and decide whether I'll like it or not!
And I'll get 20$ as well as that?
Sign me up!

*kyles pov*
This plan is completely foolproof! I get Stan for 20$ !
I really hope cartman says yes!!

"Fine, I'll do it"
Yes!

*they walk into the principals office again *

" we have decided to stay friends without fighting. We made up. "

"Perfect. I'll. Write that down. You can leave now"

*home bell rings*

"Can you come over to mine to discuss our plan? " asked Kyle

"Sure ig jew " replied Eric, a bit upset but exited for the 20$

A/n I'm acc writing sm so u better all be proud of me!!!

Also my screen time only giving me 1h left so I'll speed write the next part xxxxxxx 😘😘🥰😍🥰😘😍😍😘😘🥰😍😍🥰😘🥰😍