the unexpected twist (kyman)

9.the sleeptalker pt 2??

*Eric's pov*
"E-eric! " kyle says
Shit. If my mum hears she'll think somethings going on.
I cover his mouth with my hand and try to sleep.
Kyle hugs me harder, twisting my wrist in the process.
Fuck.
"Eric! I love you" he mumbled, breaking every bone in my body with his grip.
Why does he keep calling me eric? He never calls me that. It always either fattass, cartman or some other dumb name he thought of.
After what seemed like an hour of his annoying sleep talking, he finally settled down and started snoring. Again. Loudly.
I unattach myself from him and cover my ears before trying to sleep.
Why did I agree to this.

*kyles pov, like 45 minutes later*
Ugh. That dream felt so real. I hated it.
Since when did I get such a massive plush?
Wait.
This isn't my bed.
I opened my eyes to see fatass sleeping right next to me. And I was hugging him. Tightly. I instantly let go of him and go to my side of the bed.
Well shit. What if he noticed I was hugging him?
I glance over at the clock. Its 4:30 . I can't fall asleep anymore and I left my phone charging down stairs.
So what do I do now ?
I look up and cartman. He's sleeping covering his ears.
Weird.
Or maybe it's because I snore. Oops.
I can't stop staring at him. I've got nothing to do but still,
I can't stop.
I noticed how he has sort of sharp teeth. And how his eyelashes were so long. And how his hair curled up to the side. Or how his little nose twitches ever so slightly.
He's so adorable when he sleeps.
Its hard to hate him when he isn't doing anything wrong.
I slowly get closer to him. Noticing his plump lips and his furrowed brows.
He's so cute.
Shit.
What am I thinking?
I don't even like him!
He's my arch nemesis!
He rips on me for everything!
So why am I thinking this way?
I like stan! Not him!
And he would probably break my heart aswell.
Fuck.
*nobody's pov*
Eric slowly opened his eyes, adjusting to the dark.
He saw kyle, staring him DEAD in the eyes.
"Uhh,hi kahl? "
Eric asked, his voice cracking as he just woke up.
Kyle froze in shock.
He looked back at Eric in silence.
As he began to open his mouth to say something, Eric cut gin off.
"Dude you snore so loud I thought I was gonna die. Do jews always snore this loud? I could feel the walls shaking "
"Shut up fattass. You were talking up most of the bed" he said kicking him, knowing damn well cartman was right.

"Hey boys , its time to get up! "
Liane said, barging through the door and definitely saving kyle from getting his ass beaten

*kyles pov again*
Saved me there.
Shit I need to go check if my mum texted me yet.
I run down stairs in my pagamas, not noticing my morning 🪵