the unexpected twist (kyman)

11.the news

*lianes POV still*
I'll have to tell him today.
Maybe once his friend Kyle is gone after school .
I hope he isn't upset.

*Kyles pov*
I still can't believe that just happened.
I hope mine goes away soon and he didn't notice it.
Stupid cartman.
"Bye mem I'm leaving now"
He says in an arrogant voice
I take my bag and trail off behind him, walking to the bus stop,noticing Stan and kenny talking

I thought kenny didn't like Stan anymore?
Oh well. At least it makes it easier for me to win him back.

*bus comes*
I grab cartmans hand and walk onto the bus, passing Stan and Wendy's seats and grinning .
He looked so jealous it was insane.

*Eric's pov*
God damnit
He keeps using me as his little prop to win stans heart.
That guy doesnt even give two fucks about kyle.
Idiot.

*at lunch *

I line up behind Clyde to get my lunch when he notices me and smiles .
"Did your mom tell you the big news yet ? "
He asks me, picking up a tray.
What big news could my mum need to tell me? And why would Clyde know?
" no? Why? " I ask him, also picking up a tray.

"My dad's getting married to your mum next week. How come she hasn't told you yet? "
He says, giggling a little.
"Shut up, Clyde. My mum is NOT marrying your dad "

What a weird thing to lie about.

"Yes he is. Go ask her then "
"Okay I will"
Ugh
He turns back around and takes some food before going to his friends table

I take my food and sneak myself some extra dessert and walk up to Kyle and kenny.

"Hey fags why aren't you getting any food? " I ask, placing my tray down and getting comfy

"I'm telling kenny our plan to get Stan to like me"

Oh just shut up. I think to myself what it would be like when those two date. God. He's so selfish it would be terrible. and toxic. Kyle would be running back to me after realizing what a douche Stan is. I'm so much better! why can't he realize that?

"Fattass? Are you there? "
Kyle asks me, practically yelling in my face .
"Yep. I'm here " I sigh. Tucking into my food.

*after schooooollll*
"Bye fatass! " kenny and Kyle say in unison
"Bye jew, bye broke boy"
I wave, smiling.
I unlock my house door, expecting my mum to be home alone or with some guy.
Instead, I see Clydes dad, Roger,holding my mums hand and her smiling sweetly.
Shit .
Clyde wasn't messing with me.

"Poopsikins, I have some amazing news for you! "She says, putting her arm around my shoulder
" I'm getting married next week ! And you will have a new step brother! You might know him, he goes to your sch-"
" I know, Clyde told me. Why did you take so long to tell me? This is so last minute! "
I snap back. I didn't want to upset my mom but this was too much for me to handle all at once.
" I know, poopy, but you were going through a lot lately so I didn't want to upset you or stress you out!"
" okay, then. I'm going to my room. Bye, mom and mr donovan "
"Oh! You can call me dad" he replied, nicely
"Nope" I say back.
That's not gonna happen.
I should probably apologize to Clyde since he was telling the truth.
Why would I?
Eh.
Idk.
I'm going to bed.
I'm not even hungry.

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Tysm to Sotireddx for the idea of making Stan the step brother even though I didn't use it .
It was such a great concept tho

Also tysm for all the support I've been getting while writing this story it's so sweet of u guys ilyyyyyy ❤❤❤❤