the unexpected twist (kyman)

13. drunk talk

"How's your friend, Kyle," I ask him, smirking.
He looks up at me, taking his last sip of the overpriced wine.
" we're dating,well fake dating" he replied, sulking
"We're pretending to date so he could win back stupid stan "

Fucking knew it.
"It's the worst. I don't wanna help Kyle get with Stan, I wanna help Kyle get with ME !"
Bingo.
"I could help if you like"
I replied, feeling sympathy for the fat kid.
He's fucked up all his chances to get with Kyle so I think I should help him reverse all that. If it's even possible.

*erics pov*
Clyde is so sweet for offering to help me out with the whole Kyle thing.
Oh shit.
I did it again.
I can't believe I just told everything to fucking clyde!
But wait. He wants to help?
I mean, we are officially stepbrothers.
And I would probably help him out with something like this too.
I really hope it's not for a bad reason.
I need more wine...

*next day, clyde is officially moving in and the two boys are painfully hungover*

I wake up to every unbearable sound possible hitting my eardrums.

Clyde is passed out on the ground.
Someone is drilling a hole in the floor .
Some stupid kid is screaming outside.
The birds are loud.
My mom Is singing.
I just want to go back to sleep.
"Ugh cartman my head hurts"
Well now I can't because clyde is awake.
Fuck.

*clydes pov *
If my dad finds out we got drunk off their expensive wine last night, he will KILL ME.
I think hes bringing my stuff over today so I can move into the basement.

This is still so hard for me to grasp.
Wow. Just wow.
I follow eric downstairs, trying to ignore the throbbing in my head .

We sit down on the couch and wait for my dad to get here with all my stuff.

"What are we going to do when our parents go on their honeymoon? " he asks me, rubbing his nose.

"Oh shit I forgot about that"
I reply.

"Kyle's supposed to come over on Thursday over night"
He said.
"I hope my mom forgets so maybe we could invite a few extra people

At first I wouldn't really want to throw a whole party but since they would be gone for a whole week it would be dumb not to

"Sure. Who' else is gonna be invited?"

He stops to think for a second.

"Maybe kenny"

"Cool"

*nobody's pov*
The two boys started thinking about who they could have over
"Can bebe come? "
Clyde asks, putting his phone down as roger burst through the door with massive boxes in his hands
"Sure" eric replied

"A little help please? " roger asks and Clyde rushed over to help out .

The two stumble down the basement stairs, followed by Liane and eric.
*Clyde pov*

We all start to arrange the furniture in the basement in order to make space for my bed and I notice a small box in the corner labeled 'erics top secret stuff'

As the respectful and nice guy I totally am, I obviously opened it.

Inside I found a collection of cute pens, a mini collection of photographs and a journal.
Sweet.

I opened the journal first.
I turned to the first page.
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April 23rd 2015
I decided to buy this notebook to write all my thoughts since nobody wants to listen to me.
Maybe one day in the future I can read this and laugh.
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Okay. Nothing too interesting about the first page.
I turn the page again.

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May 5th 2015

I can't believe what Is going on right now. I think I have a crush on my sworn enemy.
I was just thinking about it and its worse than I thought. I don't know what to do.

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Wow. That took a turn fast. Could this be about kyle? Or maybe even another enemy he has? It could be wendy as they hate each other. He never mentioned the gender. I guess the only way to find out is to keep reading. I feel kinda bad though.

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May 6th 2015

I've done some research again on the other whole crush thing but honestly I think it's making me more confused than I was before. I'm not sure if I'm just gay or some other confusing thing. This is way too much for me to handle. I really hope I get over it soon cuz kyle hates my guts so I don't even have a chance.
Whatever.
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I grin as I close the journal. That's enough information for me.
This is solid proof of him liking kyle. This may seem like a really shitty thing to do but it's the only way I could go all cupid on those two. I have got to show kyle this. I'll show him on Thursday.

As I'm closing the box, I hear eric walking down the stairs.