Kathryn Hahn Character OneShots

I Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way | Agatha Harkness x Reader

It was any other average day in Westview, nothing special happening, until your girlfriend, Agatha Harkness, had decided to take you on a road trip.

Of course Agatha was able to leave the hex as she wasn't under Wanda's spell, which the redhead wasn't actually aware of yet. Neither were you under her spell, as you and Agatha had met before Westview, so you are both playing your roles in Wanda's fantasy.

You and Agatha didn't have anything better to do, so you grabbed a shit ton of snacks and random things before entering her car.

"Right, do you really need to bring your ring light? We'll be back by tomorrow Y/n, we're only staying one night at the hotel." Agatha commented.
"You never know if we might need it! It's just a precaution." You responded, throwing everything into the backseat.

She simply chuckled and started the engine as you put your seatbelt on while reversing out of the driveway.

As soon as she got onto the road, she turned on the radio and you started singing as loud as you possibly could.

"Oh my God!" Agatha whined, covering her ear that was facing you.

"Come on Aggie, sing with me!" You chimed, taking her free hand in yours.

She rolled her eyes, before giving in and starting to mumble the lyrics along with you.

You grinned at her, bouncing around in your seat as you sang your heart out, and it didn't take long for Agatha to start singing louder as well, before your throats started to hurt so you stopped.

"How long do we have left?" You asked the witch after a while, groaning.
"Sweetheart, we've been on the road for half an hour," She chuckled, "We've still got a couple of hours."

You leaned back into the seat, looking outside as you watched the scenery go by.
Not even five minutes later, you asked again,
"Are we there yet?"
"No."

You sighed, then, not even two minutes later,
"Almost there?"

Agatha pursed her lips, "If I take you to get ice cream, will you stop asking me that?" She looked over at you, smirking.

You quickly nodded, and she pulled into the next McDonald's she saw.

She poked her head out of the window and spoke into the machine, "I'd like two vanilla ice creams, one with strawberry syrup, thanks."

You smiled cheekily at her and she playfully rolled her eyes at you as you got to the window, and you both got your ice creams.

As she left the McDonald's driveway, you gasped.
"I forgot to ask for lemonade..."

She glared at you, and turned the car around to go back to the drive thru.
"Thank you..." You grinned at her.

"You're lucky I love you." She deadpanned, but with a hint of adoration in her eyes.

After getting your lemonade, she started driving on the highway again, trying to eat her ice cream at the same time as steering the wheel and changing the gear.

"Want me to feed you?" You asked her, and she nodded with a laugh.

That may have resulted with ice cream all over your faces and car seats, somehow on the roof as well, but you wouldn't have it any other way.