Kathryn Hahn Character OneShots

Jealousy | Agatha Harkness x Rio Vidal | Agatha All Along Week | Day One

Did Agatha just assume she didn't know? That she didn't see? That she wasn't watching while she shopped baby outfits for another woman's son?

It had been a while since Agatha was trapped. No one could leave, and no one could enter. Even Rio, the cosmic entity of death herself, couldn't break the moral rules of entering Wanda's hex.

That didn't mean she couldn't spectate, though. Rio could see everything. Anything that ever happened, and everything that ever will until the end of time. She thought Agatha knew that, so was she willingly doing this to hurt her? Or was she actually oblivious?

It bugged her a little when Agatha first met the redhead. Maybe it was the way she strolled into her house, offering gifts or the subtle affection that she didn't like. She knew Agatha well enough to understand her schemes, that she pretends to like people for her own gain, but it still bothered her.

It was worse when the twins were born. Seeing Agatha in Westview's local store choosing outfits made Rio's blood boil. Not only did it seem like Agatha wanted to replace Vision, but also that Rio never had the opportunity to do that with her own wife and son.

Her temper reached the maximum when she saw her and Wanda having a movie night that same day, drinking wine and eating snacks. She could barely hold herself together anymore. She didn't deserve Agatha.

Surprisingly, she held herself together and waited until Wanda left. As soon as the door slammed shut, Rio broke through time and space, forcing her physical self into Agatha's house. Agatha nearly fell to the floor in shock at the sudden commotion.

She looked up, seeing the one and only Rio Vidal in her living room, panting, and eyes burning.

"You really couldn't keep to yourself, huh?" Rio snarled, and Agatha looked at her in pure confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you talking about? How did you even-"

"Shopping with another woman for her kids and having private meetups? She isn't good enough for you, Agatha. You know I could see."

Agatha raised an eyebrow, scoffing, "Seriously now? I'm not attracted to her. Am I not allowed to have friends without you jumping in and interfering and accusing me of all sorts of bullshit?"

Rio's eyes seemed to soften, but the anger was still there. "And how am I supposed to believe that?"

"Because." She paused, "You're the only one I've ever felt attraction to. And I don't think that will ever change."

Rio's face didn't change much. She sat down on Agatha's couch, making herself at home. "We're not even together anymore."

Agatha stared at the woman with an unreadable expression. She moved over to where she was sitting, and practically pulled her to her mouth, locking her lips onto Rio's.

The gesture shocked both of them, as Rio's eyes stayed wide for a good few seconds until she retreated into the kiss.

It didn't last long. Agatha pulled away again with a deadpan expression, but her breath was heavier now. She silently sat down next to Rio, and neither of them shared any words, just succumbed to each other presence.

Less than a minute later, there was a knock on the door. Rio turned around, and saw a glimpse of red hair at the window, and her face scrunched up, "What the hell does she want?"

Agatha rolled her eyes, but couldn't stop the small smirk from forming at her lips, "I'm sure she's just here to get her plate that she forgot."

Rio crossed her arms as Agatha opened the door, and handed the plate over to Wanda who accepted it thankfully. She didn't turn to look, but she could hear the giddiness in Wanda's voice.

The door shut again, and Agatha sat back down next to her, "See? I told you. She literally just said she was going to make a romantic meal for her and Vision. She doesn't love me, she loves her husband. And I? I don't love her. I love you."

Rio's lips formed the first smile that day, as she looked into Agatha's eyes, and pulled her into another kiss, but this time, of forgiveness.