Kathryn Hahn Character OneShots

*Rule Breaking | A.H x R.V & A.W-G x J.K | AAA Week -Bonus Day 8: Cops & Robbers

(Republished)

Agatha was startled as her cell door was suddenly thrown open. She looked up from her bed to see Gulliver unlocking the handcuffs of another woman. Agatha's eyes widened, to see none other, than Rio, her wife.

"Rio!" She exclaimed, standing up, before Alice put her hand up, signalling her to stay back. She scoffed, crossing her arms as she waited for her to finish up and leave. As soon as the door closed again, Agatha slammed her body against Rio's pulling her into a hug.

Agatha had been arrested for scamming people, and Rio had helped her. She honestly thought that they either didn't charge Rio, or she had been sent to another prison. It had been a whole week since Agatha was sentenced, and she was starting to lose hope until that very moment.

The cell that they would share had two beds, each having a nightstand, one desk, and a crappy toilet that was also a sink.

"I thought I lost you." Rio sighed, holding Agatha's face in her hands, looking into her eyes. Agatha let out a breath that she didn't know she had been holding, and ran her thumb over Rio's knuckles.

"Does this mean we get to share? What the hell were the chances of that even happening?" Agatha laughed, but it was clear that there was still some worry hidden behind her voice. The two were startled by a sudden buzz, signalling lunch time.

"Wait till you get a load of the shit they call food." Agatha sighed, pulling away from Rio as she guided her to the cafeteria.

On duty was Sargent Alice Wu Gulliver, accompanied by Jennifer Kale. Jen hadn't been in the industry for long, a couple months at most, so Alice made sure to keep an eye on her and always stayed nearby, as she still had a lot to learn.

"That one was being so unbearable during the pictures," Alice whispered to her girlfriend, pointing towards Rio, "I had to be on standby in case she attacked anyone, but it took them ages to get her to stay still."

Jennifer chuckled, adjusting the collar of her uniform, "What was she doing? Just trying to make their jobs more difficult?"

"I don't know," Alice sighed, "She kept pulling faces a few nanoseconds before the camera clicked. They had to keep retaking them until she got the timing wrong."

Jennifer shook her head, smirking as she observed Agatha and Rio take a seat at one of the tables, and it was obvious that Rio was completely disgusted by the abomination on her tray. It looked like what seemed to be mashed potato with peas, and sausages?

"I'm a vegetarian!" She heard Rio cry out as she poked at the meat with her fork, "I'm not eating this."

"More for me then." Agatha grinned, taking the three sausages off of her plate.

"Hey! You said you'd go vegetarian with me!" Rio frowned, looking up at Agatha with betrayal.

Agatha snickered, "I know and I was, until we came in here. I would've starved to death by now if I only ate the rest of the food since I came in. This alone doesn't fill me up."

Rio sighed and shrugged, "I wonder how long I'll last..."

Alice and Jennifer looked away from the two. They had seen so many different women come in and complain about the food, whether it be dietary or religious preferences, and a lot of them ended up just eating whatever was given to them after a few weeks. It was true, the food that was served was the bare minimum to survive, so they could pass the legal requirements and be able to spend as less money as possible. Not only that, the process of getting approved for a different meal could take up to a year, God help anyone with allergies.