One Piece x Reader Lemons

ZORO X THICC READER

A/n this chapter was recommended by :@Pandawondergirl like a long time ago 😅 sorry

This day was moving slower than usual but why would you want it to move any faster . The skies were clear and there were few customers at the bar luckily but it was in the middle of the day. So the only ones there were the daytime drinkers and the lazy marines who just enjoy to waste taxes paid. I had been cleaning this same glass for a while now and it wasn't getting any cleaner. So I decided to wipe down the counter tops  that's when the bell rang and we got another customer.

He had come here every day for the past week. He had a scar on his left eye and green hair that looked completely fluffy to a touch. He had some katanas with him and he ordered and insane amount of sake and then left. Today he walked in and looked around and sat right in front of me. 

"So what will it be Mr pirate hunter?"

"The usual." You went behind the counter and started to pack the sake into a large brown bag so that the wouldn't break. While you were in the middle of packing  loud sound was heard from the top of the counter. 

"Y/n another one!" It was a marine with purple hair he was clearly already drunk in the middle of the day. Zoro had already moved to a more secluded place out of sight.

" I'm gonna have to go get some more, please wait." Before you could leave he had already held your hand. You were now being pulled towards the intoxicated individual because with behavior like this he wasn't considered a man.

"A lady as fine as you shouldn't be carrying all that by yourself." He then winked and you could feel yourself puke internally like damn where did men get the audacity ? If you had a pair of balls like that you would be doing much more with life.

Knowing you were running a business you laughed slightly at the awkward interaction and wanted it to be over with. As you were about to leave you turned and felt a firm grip on your ass. Fuck it.

You flashed the marine a calm smile as that was the last thing he saw before tasting concrete.

You had punched him in the face and you were about to rearrange his spine with your stiletto while imagining a certain someone rearranging your guts. No that's inappropriate. Lifting your foot you were about to step on that spine with all the force you could muster. When you got lighter and someone was lifting you away from the crime scene where a few had already gathered.

"HEY!Let me go!!"

"no"

Once we had walked for sometime we suddenly came to a stop. You turned around when you crashed into the biggest tits you've ever seen aside from your own. It was Mr Roronoa . You weren't even listening.

"...so this is the best option.Hey are you listening?"

"Are they real?"

"...what?"

" You know....." You then did a gesture with both hands in a circle motion to point out the chest area.(yo that wano scene 🥵). He gave you a blank stare and ignored what you said.

"It's better we wait for the marines to disappear so that you won't get charged for assault but I doubt they'd do anything to someone as fine as you. Well let's go to where I'm staying for now."

You were giggling like a little girl following him around. He called me fine. Most men would break their necks but rarely do you like them back you continued walking while daydreaming when you realized you were back at the same spot. 

"Hey where are we going?"

" Back to where I'm staying." 

"But where back where we started." He started sweating profusely and and clearing his throat.