As you start to get your phone set up along the way back to the apartment, you make some social media accounts and catch up with the news. The latest was yesterday at 8:3- oh nevermind. There us a new announcement for something? It could possibly be eggstra work, big runs, and splatfests that are said, other the the turf stages. Or that...
You look at your phone to watch the newest anarchy splatcast.
Splatcast intro plays
Shiver: Listen up! It's going down. Repping thr Splatlands, we are DEEP CUT!
Frye: Anarchy Splatcast! We're live!
(Typing the rest takes time, so time skip by a little bit)
Frye: Uh, this was MY story to break. The Great Zapfish is gone!
(Skip a little for time sakes)
After hearing that, you know you're in for a big adventure, but you have to get to that point somehow. No jumping in so soon. That makes you look even more suspicious.
Suddenly, people started to swarm you. Not just anyone, reporters and or more specifically, paparazzi. What questions shall they attempt to say?
???1: Excuse me! What are your thoughts on the Great Zapfish?
???2: How will you prove your kindness? By answering these questions?
???3: What are your true intentions? Did you have something to do with the Great Zapfish?
???4: How was life like before the wave? Even in another reality, how was it?
You try to answer them all as simply as you can put it and attempt to flee, but to no avail. Too many, too quick. Or you could just book it.
Yn:...police......of....chief.....Chief...of. Police. Can Jim do something?
You try calling Jim with your phone, that you bought....that was quick to buy a phone, wow....anyways, you call Jim and luckily he answers.
Jim: Hello?
Y/n: Yeah, hi. I know this is sudden, but there are a lot of people swarming me, like paparazzi you know, and I don't know how to escape them without leading them to Sofia's apartment. Can you help me with this?
Jim: Sure, but before that, I was going to call you fir something as well. I have been having to dral with nonstop request for you to air on different TV programs for interviews, I of course denied them, but there was one interesting one. An interview with the guests Callie, Marie, the Squid Sisters, Marina, Pearl, Off The Hook, and Shiver, Frye, Big Man, Deep Cut. What do you say about that?
Y/n: How th- Writer! Its the second day! Shouldn't this take months or something!?
Writer: Yes, but...uhhh....plot?
Y/n: Really. Yes, I agree to that but CAN YOU HELP ME NOW!
Jim: Yes. I will send some police to block the way of the people and get you to your destination. Also, you better tell me more about those 'powers' of yours. You showing off in Salmon Run and in the station did not go unnoticed.
Y/n: Deal. I was going to tell you more anyway.
Jim: Great! Give them like a few seconds.
Y/n: A few sec-
The police came up in two black, swat-like vans and swiftly formed a squid and octo barricade getting you out of there.
Police 1: Are you hurt Mr. Y/n!?
Y/n: No, I am fine, but needed space. Is this what celebrities deal with on the regular?! I have to get going somewhere so thank you so much for the help.
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Splatoon 3 x Male? Human? Reader?
AdventureA day once happy, then mysterious and confused, then forced into action and bravery, or was it ignorance? Y/n was living håppïly at his home, then taken away through a vague, misty portal, taken to the land of Inklings and Octolings, Splatoon. But...
