Y/n: Uhh, hello? Awkward Smile
You are just standing up, close to the couch, what happened in those hours?
Everyone gets closer to you.
Everyone: WHERE. HAVE. YOU. BEEN?
Y/n: I- Clears Throat -well, I don't really have an excuse, now do I? Looks away I...went to rest up in our apartment, and I realized I haven't asked for your phone numbers, so couldn't contact anyone really. Sorry?
Callie: Don't worry yourself about what's going to happen to you. You'll get our numbers later. You've been through so much in just a few days, so that's why, we're going shopping tomorrow! To relieve you a bit!
Y/n:................Are you........are you squidding me? Alright, just give me a bit of time when I wake up in the morning. Energy takes a while to regain. Also, I know I did just leave you without a warning and you're probably mad at me for that still, but I need help with making a public statement, about myself as a whole.
Pearl: A public statement? What about you?
Y/n: I should make a public statement to get through to other nations to show them that I am not a catastrophic threat and to ease the public themself about everythings that has happened. The robot, System, me, it has been like 5 days, hasn't it.
Everyone thinks for a bit. How can you sound convincing? Who said you?
Bridget: Oh! Everyone here can support you! If people don't trust you, then they can trust what other trustworthy people say! It would work perfectly.
Y/n: Not a bad idea, but a potentially life threatening, ancient fossil suddenly gaining the trust of major celebrities and people, sounds suspicious to the viewers' eyes and ears.
Skye: Don't worry about that part. We can handle it.
Y/n: Oh, Are you sure? Thank you! And where are we going at what time?
Marie: We will be headed to the new Barnacle & Dime mall that opened recently. We'll go at around 8:30 AM~.
Y/n: And, also, is anyone else hungry or is it just me?
Everyone nods. They have been searching for you, and you have been working.
Y/n: Seems like everyone's hungry. I can cook a human dish. I have the spare energy for it, don't worry about that.
Callie: Another dish? Gimme, gimme, gimme! Bonk
Marie: Calm yourself down Callie! Okay, now what is the dish and what does it have?
Y/n: Glad you asked! It's called a Quesabirria.
Sofia: A what?
Y/n: A kes-a-bur-iria. It has cheese, meat, tortillas, and consummé. Consumme us like a broth with....stuff that gives a pack of flavor. Cheese is made from milk made from cows, tortillas are made from flour or cornmeal, I think? Some of the things I said might not exist here though, but it's a delicious dish. You wanna try some?
Everyone nods or says YES. The one who said YES, was Callie.
You prepare the food and Samantha helps you out, and ask...
Y/n: Okay, I have a question. I know you die when your in water, but is there some workaround to it? And what do you drink?
Samantha: People usually drink water, as long as you don't submerge yourself into it, you'll be fine. People eat veggies, fish, birds, bread. There are more, but we have a smaller category of ingredients than what humans had. Although, we have been able to replicate what food COULD have tasted back then, but not perfectly.
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Splatoon 3 x Male? Human? Reader?
AdventureA day once happy, then mysterious and confused, then forced into action and bravery, or was it ignorance? Y/n was living håppïly at his home, then taken away through a vague, misty portal, taken to the land of Inklings and Octolings, Splatoon. But...
