Funny Number

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The scene starts with Y/N and V walking back to the group with V smiling while Y/N ha a bigger smile and has heart eyes.

Uzi: *Cough* Anyways we have a key so lets go find her house and see if we can find anything important.

The group enter as N and Uzi almost step on a bug.

Uzi: Uh-oh...

V: Hehe. Nice.

Corpses, garbage, and insects are scattered all over the place. V has an arm in her mouth.

Uzi: *Taking the arm out* Ugh, self respect! 

The group spread out to snoop around.)

Uzi: Why would a worker drone... *She gets oil on her fingers.* Was she eating them? *She places the arm into a container holding two more.*

Y/N: Probably.

Uzi turns around shocked but calms down.

Uzi: Don't scare me like that!

Y/N: Sorry Edgebot 5000.

Y/N then turn away toward the corpses

Y/N: Finally some good fucking food!

Y/N then begins eating the corpses.

Uzi looks at the oil bucket mesmerized then at her fingers as she sees the oil shine before she tries some oil.

Meanwhile, N uncovers two corpses.

N: *Disturbed* I think we found her folks...

V: Literally, didn't even taste that good.

N: V, you kind of suck.

V: Yeah. I'm not doing okay. *She eats a bug.*

N looks over at Uzi who quickly pulls her finger out her mouth and hides her hand before giving a thumbs up, she nudges Y/N who follows her.

Uzi makes her way over to investigate and checks out a name tag which says "Yeva" with the number 048 at the bottom. 

Suddenly, Doll teleports in behind them and begins to repair herself.

Doll: Как раз к ужину. (Just in time for dinner.)

However Y/N jumps at her and pushes her down.

Y/N: I glad you came back because now I can rip open your stomach and eat you out, while your still alive.

V: *Chuckles*

Y/N: *Realizing what he said* DON'T YOU DAR-

V: That's what he said.

Y/N smiles at doll before jumping at V.

Y/N: You wanna make those kinda jokes?

Y/N: Fine then.

Y/N then grabs V by the jacket and drags her into the bathroom.

After 10 minutes of..... *N O I S E S* happening Y/N walks out with white stuff on his face and V with heart eyes. Uzi and Doll are both blushing while N is way to innocent to understand.

Uzi: So-

Y/N *Glares at her* Not.A.Word

N: Why do you have white stuff around your mouth?

Y/N licks his lips before responding.

Y/N: Don't worry!

A flag pops out of V's hand saying "Literally so insanely suspicious"

Y/N slaps her.

Doll then shoots at Uzi

But Uzi stops the bullet with her AbsoluteSolver.

Doll: Мне... Мне тебя... (I... I'm sorry...)

(The bullet ricochets.)

Doll: ...Жаль. Если я найду то, что ищу, то и тебе помогу. (...For you. If I find what I'm looking for, I'll help you too.)

Uzi: What?!

Doll: Извини. (I am sorry.)

Doll then disappears.

Uzi: *Shouting towards the heavens* Ugh, I hate it HEEERE!!!

Meanwhile, a Worker Drone, is digging through the snow, where he finds his missing glasses.

WD: Ah, that's where I left my excuse to be outside right now.

He puts his glasses on, and looks up as a Murder Drone pod comes hurling towards him. He gets out of the way, only to get thrown back by an explosion. He survives, only for another pod to come arrive. The pod's passenger comes out and slices the drones head off. The name plate reads " Tessa, certified technician for JCJenson".

Tessa: Righty-o. Work to do. Eh, J? 

J flies in next to her, newly rebuilt and reprogrammed. She hands her a keychain.

Tessa: Maintenance work.

She presses a car alarm button and a car beeps.





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