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Sharksans: First Question!

Y/N: Finally!

Sharksans: "why are you such a simp (not meaning super inteligent minecraft player)?"

Y/N: How am I a simp? I love my GIRLFRIEND, i'm loyal, horny, and I got to fuck, how am I a simp!?

Sharksans: Onto the next question, "when.... shall this suffering existence end?..."

Y/N: In 5 to 10 business days..... or when I die....... or when the series end, so never.

Sharksans: Yup! Next question, "How many inches ya got?"

Y/N:.......Pick a number, doesn't matter cause I can make the size whatever I feel like, so yes!

Sharksans: Damn, next question "would you ever watch an anime called chainsaw man."

Y/N: I already have because of Uzi, and it was funny as hell especially the sloppy blowjob devil.

Sharksans: smash..... Next question, "what do you like about v?"

Y/N:... Everything, from her to her eyes to her demented, sadistic smile, her laughter, her voice, her thighs, her ass, her tits, she legs are literally built in thigh highs! There is nothing not to love!

Sharksans: I'm gonna stop you there, otherwise you'll go on a rant and extend this story by 2 hours, Next Question! "Where were you when your ship crashed?"

Y/N: I was in my ship napping, duh!

Sharksans: rude, next question! "Why you love V?"....oh no.

Y/N:*Inhales*-

7 hours later

Sharksans: You done yet?

Y/N: No? I'm only on page 1

Sharksans: What!?

Y/N: Of 6975205234!

Sharksans:........FUUUUU-

1 year later

Sharksans: FINALLY, THE LAST PAGE!

Y/N: That was only part 1 of 6996219262!

Sharksans: NO MORE, NEXT QUESTION! "do you go cereal and then milk or milk then cereal... there's a right answer and if you chose wrong I will use a 105mm cannon point black at your crotch multiple times until your d*** is gone reduced to atoms"

Y/N: I put the bowl first, savages, but everyone knows it goes, cereal, then milk, then spoon.

Sharksans: Next question, "What was the name your creator"... wait that's me-

Y/N: WAIT! I got this, "beware of the man who speaks in hands"

Sharksans: Really? a ☹✌💧❄ 👌☼☜✌❄☟ 💧✌☠💧 reference? wait.... Next Question! "will uzi turn into a disassembly drone?"

Y/N: I mean, she kinda already is.

Sharksans: Next question, "what happened after you and V having sex seven days straight? And did the glitter ever come off?"

Y/N: Well V got to tired to move but I asked her If I could keep going, she said yes so I then fucked her for another 7 days until I was to tired, I shot my antifreeze out about 695 times, I then went back to that homeless guy, got him a house and a job, as for the glitter, no. it has not come off. no it will never come off. thanks for reminding me though. after i get back im going to beat uzi like a she's my stepchild.

Sharksans: N-Next question! "Question for Godsquared:" Please just call me Sharksans! " if there's two different universes, therefore the Y/N or Murder Drone multiverse exsists, and furthermore does that mean there is a line between good and evil, and somewhere, out there, in the shadows, you send us in there to find it. Would Y/N Mr. Beast edition exsists?" unfortunately yes, there is a Mr. Beast Y/N.

Sharksans: Next question, "would you kiss N for 20$?"...Y/N?

Y/N's visor shows a blue screen of death.

Sharksans: dammit, to answer your question, there are a INFINITE number of universes, some where Y/N, is gay, some where he's a girl, but in non of them would they ever kiss, even in the universe where Y/N is a nicest thing to ever exist, the closest they get is friends.

After Y/N fully restarts.

Sharksans: Final Question! " Would you kill n for v?"

Y/N: without a doubt.

Sharksans: and with that you may leave, See-ya!

and with that Y/N is gone.

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