Twisting, & Turning it never stops, it never ends, you always feel it.
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Murder Drones owned by Glitch Studio.
I don't even know how but as of 4/16/2023 i'm currently #1 in the Uzi tag
HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID WE GET #1 IN...
Uzi: Let me get this straight, you went on a walk.
Y/N: Very Enthusiastic Walk
Uzi: Found bleach and Fabulso, Mixed them and made mustard gas?
Y/N: Yup!
Uzi: You then found a orphanage, created pipe bombs, played doom music, gassed and then committed terrorism by bombing it with said pipe bombs, and then you hit the griddy on the corpses of the orphans?
Y/N: Yep
Uzi meanwhile looks absolutely dumbfounded.
Y/N: I would have done it faster but Nooo *Y/N begins to then make a mocking voice* "We CaN't LeGaLiZe NuClEaR bOmBs."
Uzi: *Deep Breath*
N: Uzi I know he can sometimes be a bit much but he's still a good person!
Uzi: HE BOMBED A ORPHANAGE?!
N: Hear me ou-
Uzi: No-
Y/N: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Everyone stopped talking
Y/N: The chances of me being a good person are the same chances as me getting Sloppy Toppy from V.
The group then sees V tie up her hair
Y/N:
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As Uzi sees this she blushes before grabbing N and dragging him outside.
Uzi: C'mon N lets go find something else to do!
N: Okay, I love doing N-ything!
(Get it?)
Right before they leave V pops a sign out her hand saying "Literally So Insanely Suspicious!"
Uzi: BITE ME!
As V goes back to the ship Y/N says something to her.
Y/N: You know how we are Robots?
V: Yeah?
Y/N: Why do we have reproductive systems?
V: Horny Humans.
Y/N: Fair.
Y/N: By the way wanna see a cool trick?
V: Sure!
Y/N: *Coughs out a pink gas* If I change the components of the gas Instead of pain increasing I can increase pleasure!
V: Neat!
Y/N: Also-
Y/N Turns a lever as his Dong gets 3 times bigger
V: Wow!
Y/N: Get to sucking~
V: Yes Daddy~
(Fun Fact: Because humans are horny, disassembly drones have longer tongues so he's getting the GAWK GAWK 9000 In Mega Spin Cycle Mode.)
1 hour later...
Uzi: They should be done by now
Uzi then approaches the ship
*Gawk*
*Shlurp*
*Suck*
Uzi: Nvm
7 hours later..... WAIT 7 HOURS!? DAMN I CAN'T EVEN LAST 7 SECONDS!
Y/N: *Tired* That ones going in the "Homework" folder to masturbate to later.
V: *Also Tired* Why masturbate when you have me?.
Y/N: Fair point.
Uzi: YOU DONE YET!?
Y/N: YEAH!
Uzi and N then re-enter to a (Now Fully clothed) Happy Y/N and V.
Y/N then makes a bunch of guns before eating them all.
Uzi: Why did you do that
Y/N: To meet a checklist
That's all thanks guys!
By the way, Never Use electric moves in DND ever again Josh.
