H U N G E R (Male Y/N x Murder Drones)

Infestation

Uzi: Before we leave Y/N do you want to join us

Y/N: No?

Uzi: Join us or we'll leave you in the sun

Y/N: So?

Uzi walk up to Y/N and whisperers something to him.

Y/N: Fineeee

Uzi Unties Y/N

They begin leaving

Y/N: Why are we going to the colony anyway?

Uzi: Basically I killed a Murder Drone called J and if that Absolute Solver thing is true then she might be a problem

Y/N: Got It

Y/N talks to V on the way there

Y/N: Sup chicken?

V: Did you just call me a chicken?

Y/N: Yea

V: Why?

Y/N: Because you got some massive juicy thighs.

..... V.Exe Has overheated and gone offline please restart.....

Y/N Laughs then restarts V

.....Rebooting 10%, 30%, 50%, 69%, 99%, 100%......

V: Huh?

Y/N: Boo

V: *Screams*

Y/N just laughs

Y/N: Hey V do you know what jelly is?

V: Yeah?

Y/N: Then you must be made out of it.

V: Why?

Y/N: Because Jam don't shake like that~

V blushes but before she overheats and powers off Y/N grabs and shakes her.

Uzi: Hey lover's were here!

Y/N: S-shut up!

They then enter the colony and go to were the first fight was only to not see J's corpse as V and N go wide eyed and cover each other and Uzi's mouth she looks at them confused before her eyes widen at the human hand. They try to warn Y/N but it's to late as Y/N bites the hand clean off before it retracts into the darkness. N shoots a missile and when it goes off they see a giant centipede body.

Suddenly Thad walks in and before anyone can warn him (or Y/N can eat him) they get slammed against the wall and Thad get's dragged away.

"Thad": Yes, and hello. It's me, Tad. Um, can I get a location? ...I heard dentist's office! I'm Thad at the dentist office. Come over here for your... teeth!

Uzi: Predictably terrible work, J. Why do you look so-

N: Great! You look great, J!

"Thad": No, no, wait, guys, it's really me! Is that a (His voice glitches and turns robotically feminine.) freaking ninja star?

(N unleashes his shuriken as Uzi kicks it. It flies upwards to bring down the real Thad as the hologram disappears.)

Thad (The Real One): (Pulling himself together) Life savers again. Thanks! Super invited to my shindig next weekend. Cool kids only. (He runs off as Uzi, N, and V squee with delight over being invited to his get-together while Y/N thinks of free food.) Suddenly...

Absolute Solver: We're busy and anyway. So whatever. So lame.

Uzi: What's with the voice, J?