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Murder Drones owned by Glitch Studio.
I don't even know how but as of 4/16/2023 i'm currently #1 in the Uzi tag
HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID WE GET #1 IN...
The morning starts and Y/N is the first to wake up as he goes outside and feels the icy wind against his metal frame he takes a deep breath and ponders for a minute before coming up with a idea.
Y/N: I should take V on a date.
And so as the day progressed Y/N went to gather everything for the date BUT a little gremlin named Uzi was going to commit some tomfoolery.
First thing Y/N did was make a list: Things for date! -Plates, Tables, Chairs, and Lights. -Food aka Worker drones. -Activities to do; Movies, Walk, Target practice, Music, Go exploring, Acquire drip, Stargaze, Bowling. Dance, Spa? (Maybe).
Y/N: Ok! First things first lets get the Plates and stuff.
Y/N then breaks in to the houses of worker drones.
WD1: Who are you?! How did you get into my house?!
Y/N just walks buy him and takes some chairs.
Y/N: Just saying man, your taste in cutlery is shite, like seriously, we are robots that are sentient and you own china plates?
WD1: Uhhhh.....
Y/N: You know what? You Die.
WD1: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
*Stab*
Y/N: Bitch.
Y/N then precedes to break into another house with a family of 5 in it, before he grabs the table and a couple of plates, spoons, forks, and knives.
As the dad walks over to Y/N he tells him he can't take those.
Y/N: Look your lucky I just ate so i'm giving you a choice, I leave with your stuff or you leave with your family to the afterlife.
The dad takes a gulp before stepping back.
Y/N: Wise choice old man.
Lastly Y/N goes into a "Toy" store to buy some romantic lights and sees a item called the "11 incher splitter" and Y/N gets a idea to prank Uzi but before he can buy the stuff some girls start bothering him.
Bitch 1: Hey hottie! You should come with us and leave this store!
Y/N: Huh? Sorry but I have a girlfriend.
Bitch 2: Cmon! I'm sure your girlfriends a whore anyway.
As Bitch 2 says that it begins repeating it self in Y/N's head.
Y/N: You know what my girlfriend is a whore! I'll go with you just give me a minute!
Meanwhile...
Uzi had saw Y/N's list and was doing some minor pranks like making sure Y/N took forever to find the plates and stuff because while you guys saw it take a couple of minutes for Y/N it took 7 hours.
Anyways Uzi was doing a bit of spying on Y/N when she heard the conversation and was shocked at Y/N's response but as he turned the corner she saw Y/N's tail make a crossbones like pattern which he had a tendency to do when he was going to kill someone.
Uzi: (Welp there dead.)
1 hour later...
We see Y/N walking out of the girls house with a black bag.
Y/N: What else do I need now that I have food?
Y/N: Movies, Music and a place to dance huh?
As Y/N goes to get movies Uzi begins to do some tomfoolery but first she gets a friend.
*BZZZ*
*BZZZ*
*BZZZ*
*BIP*
N: Hello? Oh Uzi whats up? Do I wanna help prank Y/N? Sure! I'll be there in about 5 minutes, Cya! (This can't possibly go wrong!)
My honest reaction:
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So as Y/N's looking for movie's Uzi gets a terrible idea, a wonderfully terrible idea.
Anyways, as Y/N is looking for movies he finds a movie called "Ready Player One".
Y/N: Huh. Interesting.... *Yoink*
Store WD: You have to pay for that!
Y/N: I'll kill you!
S. WD: And?
Y/N: DAMN. Minimum wage that bad?
S. WD: Yup. Death don't even matter because they would get out a ouiji board and ask if I can still come into work.
Y/N: DAMN! Y'know what. *Un-Fucked Up's your Fucked up company*
S. WD: THANK YOU! If you ever need something come here and I can get for you for free!
Y/N: Well that was weird, anyways it's time to find some music.
As Y/N goes on youtube to find to find some music he finds a youtube channel called Sharksans697 (https://youtube.com/@sharksans697?si=TRnFVT1ri0YEp0vc) [shamless plug]
As he listens to a couple songs he finds 3 that he really likes. (Bury Me In Metal) (Slasher) (I'm still standing)
Now Y/N goes through the base and finds a bowling alley.
Y/N: Wow that was easy.
??: YOU!
As Y/N turns around he sees a old and disheveled looking maybe homless worker drone.
Homless WD: You!
Y/N: Yes?
H. WD: Prepare!
Y/N: You really wanna fight?
H. WD: No! Somethings coming, someone is coming for YOU, something out of this world, it has a way to beat you!
Y/N: * Skeptical as any nigh-immortal person would be* Suuuure... How about this. If you're right, I'll come back and get you a house and job, if not... you know what will happen.
H. WD: Sure. Either way I wont be sleeping in a bowling alley anymore.
Y/N then goes to find a dance place when Uzi decides to enact her plan, she has N knock over a trash can and Y/N goes over to investigate, he gets covered with GLITTER, with a note saying "Enjoy your date♡ -Uzi".
Y/N does his best not to hunt Uzi and just goes home.
Y/N: (Guess I owe that old man a job and house)
Little did Y/N know he just did a thing called "Jinxing Yourself" by assuming Uzi was the danger.
As Y/N has everything he can gather he gets ready for tomorrow.
