Chapter 10: Train Train Doh Doh

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Cousin Elvin: Shaggy!
Shaggy: Like zoinks! Look at this fatass.
Cousin Elvin: I'm not fat, I'm big boned buttfucker.
*cousin elvins fudgsicle energy sends a zap to shaggy*
Shaggy: Well that tickled.
*shaggy uses 6 keys power and punches cousin elvin, but his fatty fatass cheeseburger root beer diet coke mcdonalds eating lard ass blocks it deflecting it back onto shaggy*
Shaggy: Yikes! How about I eat all your fudsicles Elvin?
*shaggy proceeds to eat all of elvins fudgsicles*
Sammi: Fuck you Shaggy! I hope you die, you go to hell and you die!
Shaggy: Ah Sammi, hello old friend, if I beat Cousin Elvin, which I will, you're gonna get raped tonight.
Cousin Elvin: *crying*
Hyper: NO COUSIN ELVIN THATS A BAD COUSIN ELVIN! Guess I gotta do this shit my self.
*hyper charge up his cosmos blades for an attack*
Hyper: COME HERE BUTTFUCKERRRRRRRR!
*shaggy diseappears dodging hyper's attack but a shockwave still comes out of the cosmos blades*
Hyper: Well shi-
*cosmos explosion occurs, destroying all of Vietnam, burning it to the ground*
Eric: Oh, oh my god, EVERYONES DEAD!
Maroon: I mean, we could rebuild Vietnam, make it better.
Spider: Can't be bothered.
Mal: Too bad, you will be bothered fucker, lets get to work!

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