*an hour passes and everyone is unconscious*
Spider: Ugh what happened? SHIT I'M ON THE BUS AND WE'RE, IN AIR? HEEEELP! HELLLP!
Mal: Huh? What- what happened?
*mal can hear spider's distance screaming*
Mal: Is that? Spider? SPIDER!?
Spider: HELP ME I'M ON TOP OF THE FUCKING BUS!
Mal: HOLD ON TIGHT I'LL GET HELP.
Spider: Luckily I'm chained up, but I'm covered in bruises? I swear if somebody raped me-
Hyper: SPIDER!? ARE YOU UP THERE!?
Mal: I told you he's up there, why would I fucking lie to you.
Spider: PLEASE HELP! The oxygen is, is getting, thinner...
*spider passed out*
Hyper: SPIDER!? SPIDER ARE YOU OKAY!? Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
*cosmos blades form hover boots*
Hyper: Crap, he's unconscious. I need to unlock him.
*chains unlock*
*spider falls*
Hyper: AAAAAAAHHHHH! OH MY GOD SPIDER!
Mal: SHIT!
*hover boots turn into little jetpacks*
Hyper: Fuck, the bus? Where is it.
*fog surrounds the area*
*a light can be spotted in the distance*
Hyper: Oh there it is!
*an airplane rushes towards them*
Hyper: AHHH!
*hyper uses night-vision goggles to find the bus*
Hyper: Damn it bus where are you? Oh yeah, I created it, let me track it on the nxbus app, I should get like 7G I'm like 10,000ft in the air. Oh here we go, heading east from South-east from North Carolina.
*blasts off into the fog*
*inside the bus*
Maroon: Ugh, my head, Mal?
Mal: Maroon, we have a problem, come upstairs.
*they both sit down*
Mal: Hyper and Spider are lost, I saw Spider fall off the bus.
Maroon: Wait, wait why was Spider in top of the... oh yeah the coke.
Mal: What co-? Anyways we've gotta track them, first, we need to get into the front seat of the bus, then-
*thud*
*door opens*
Mal: OH SHIT!
*Hyper and Spider fly in*
Hyper: Damn, I hope we're not to late, I need to check his pulse.
*a distance, slow thudding can be heard*
Hyper: We're lucky, his heartbeat is very slow, let me get an AED.
Spider: *coughing* Huh? Hyper?
Mal: Thank god!
Maroon: How did he just wake up like that?
Hyper: Oh the writer was too lazy to make a full ass CPR scene.
Spider: I'm going to bed, I need rest.
Sammi: Oh hey guys, wow Spider really went to sleep as soon as I woke up.
Mal: It's a coincidence.
Eric: Guys let me just throw up real quick, *HOOOOAHHHHH*, okay I'm sleeping for the rest of the ride so I'm not sick.
Nick: Shit, what happened? Why is there clouds? Are we in the air?
Hyper: Yeah, no fucking shit we're in the air.
*speaker comes on after a few hours*
Speaker: Please rest in a bed or strap yourselves to a seat, we will be embracing an impact from landing shortly.
Sammi: I think we're landing in Europe.
Maroon: Shouldn't it specify when we should strap ourselves to a-
*a heavy impact blows the bus*
Hyper: Guys, be ready, impact's gonna last about 10 minutes.
Mal: 10 MINUTES?
YOU ARE READING
The Boys go to Vietnam
HumorA group of guys (Hyper, Spider, Maroon, Eric, Nick, Iron, Sammi, Mal) go to Vietnam and have a blast. Stick around, Giggity Giggity, Giggity goo.
