The Boys go to Vietnam

Chapter 9: Vietnam's Arrival

*they arrive at vietnam*
Iron: Home sweet home.
Sammi: What?
Iron: Nothing, *gets shot and fucking dies*
Spider: SHIIET, IRON, R U OKAY?
Nick: *checks pulse* Yeah, he's dead.
Eric: Aw, he was the only one I talked to on the bus.
Hyper: But don't worry, we still have lots of fun adventures.
Sammi: But they just killed off Iron.
Maroon: NOO! MY PEAKATYOU! *cries*
Nick: Shane we have bigger problems faggot.
Maroon: Okay, but Hyper how do you get Fortnite on mobile?
Hyper: Fuck off.
Sammi: This place is rough, theres tanks everywhere, and loads of firing.
Eric: Guy's we should go-
Spider and Mal: COUSIN ELVIN!?
Cousin Elvin: Schweet, hey you guys, Shaggy is here, thats why theres so much fire, he's killing the Vietnamese. Kick ass.
Sammi: Shaggy? No.. not him.
*sammi gets flashbacks of when train train doh doh 9 keys maple syrup raped him*
Sammi: THAT BASTARD! ILL KILL HIM!
Nick: Sammi wait, he's too powerful, if the Vietnamese can kill Iron, then Shaggy can definitely kill us.
Cousin Elvin: Not if i have a schweet fudge popsicle.
Hyper: Do you know where we can find them Elvin?
Cousin Elvin: There's a heavy supply of them in the old Nazi re memorabilia meet up, inside of where Hitler made his speeches, but loads of Vietnamese and KKK are there right now, doing rituals to bring back Adolf Hitler himself.
Sammi: Do you know the way?
Cousin Elvin: It's extremely dangerous, so only the greatest of combatants can travel there. You have to make it through the middle of the war grounds without dying.
Mal: The middle of the war grounds!? Thats dangerous as shit!
Cousin Elvin: Not with those blades, you can form a shield around you that protects any fire, you just have to avoid Shaggy.
Hyper: Well, me, Spider, Mal and Iron can wield them, but Iron's dead.
Sammi: I'll go, if Mal's going, I'm going.
*they head off and say possible farewells*
Hyper: Ok, we have to get to that Nazi re memorabilia before it's too late. But I'll just make us invisible.
*makes hyper, sammi, spider and mal invisible*
*fapping sounds*
Sammi: Spider I can still see you.
Spider: Shit uhh.
Mal: Lets just get across for christ sakes.
*they arrive at the nazi place*
Sammi: How do we get i-
*smashing sounds*
Spider: Got the fudge pops, we just have to get back to Cousin Elvin
*they teleport back bc im lazy*
Cousin Elvin: Schweeet, they're back nya.
Sammi: Ok, we have the fudge pops.
Cousin Elvin: Schweet.