*mal gets dropped onto the bus after the drama situation*
Hyper: Hey Mal, sorry about all of that, hope you're okay.
Mal: Yeah but, Hyper, at the hotel, I lied to you.
Hyper: You are a villian?
Mal: No, I did put the blades on...
Hyper: This is a Train Train Doh Doh moment right now.. Why Mal?
Mal: I didn't think that would happen.
Hyper: Tell me what you saw.
Mal: I saw a lot of trauma and others.
Hyper: Hoping nobody heard that. But like, what and who did you actually see?
Mal: I saw,
*we go into mals infected urethra, where his memories are stored*
Mal: *falling* ARRRRRRRRGH! Oof!
Alter: Are you okay?
Mal: Hyper? You, look, different?
Alter: I'm not Hyper, kinda, I'm one of his uhm, parents?
Mal: The shit? Wheres Hyper's mom?
Alter: Uhm, he doesn't have a mom.
Mal: So you're gay?
Alter: No, me and Ego were-
Mal: Who's Ego?
Alter: Well, I'm the spirit of defence, Ego is the spirit of offence. Anyways, we were best buddies, a duo, a pair, and we bonded so much our energy created Hyper.
Mal: Oh.
Alter: But we aren't friends, more, enemies, we have to go in time, before he finds you, or you're dead.
Mal: In real life?
Alter: Yes, in reality, you're sleeping, but you die here, you die there.
Ego: Hello Alter, fresh meat I see.
Alter: IM SENDING YOU TO COSMOS NICE TALKING TO Y-
Mal: *going through a portal* AAAAAAA!
Cosmos: Greetings Malone Billy Joel.
Mal: Are you who the cosmos blades are named after? Wait how do you know my full name? And how are you so hot?
Cosmos: I'm flattered, I really am, why did you put the blades on? Desire? Curiosity? Revenge?
Mal: What? No that was just a prank.
Cosmos: I know everything about everyone who puts on these blades you know. The same has happened to Spider and Iron, did Alter send you.
Mal: *flirting* Well Alter must have sent me to heaven if I'm seeing an angel like you.
Cosmos: Oh you're lucky I'm so gullible to complementation, and that the writer is too lazy.
*cosmos and mal have sex*
Mal: And thats why there was semen in my bed when I woke up.
Hyper: Ew, WAIT YOU SLEPT WITH COSMOS?
Mal: Yeah the writer was lazy.
Hyper: Shit thats bad.
Speaker: We are about to land in Vietnam, expect impact, and there isn't going to be another impact chapter due to the writers laziness.
*YEAH I KNOW NEXT CHAPTER OR IM RAPING COUSIN ELVIN*
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The Boys go to Vietnam
HumorA group of guys (Hyper, Spider, Maroon, Eric, Nick, Iron, Sammi, Mal) go to Vietnam and have a blast. Stick around, Giggity Giggity, Giggity goo.
