~The Bullet Hole's Kiss~ ( König x Male Reader )

"Do you mind if I use your thighs as pillows ?"

We woke up towards 10 am, and let's say it was not my best sleep because of the hard floor. I opened my eyes and saw König kneeling and looking out at the window.

"Hey König."

"Hi, slept well ?"

"Depends on your definition of well."

He chuckled lightly.

"Any news ?"

"No, attack planned in 3 hours and 53 minutes though."

"We still have time then."

"Time to get bored."

"I mean we could talk to the others."

"Right, but do you have anything to say ?"

"Nope, do you ?"

"I don't want to make a casual conversation by the comms, anything over the phone makes me anxious."

"Ok."

I thought for a bit.

"Wait actually I have an idea."

I turned on my mic.

"Mehmet, c'est quoi la mamie la plus préparée face à un meurtrier ?"
(Mehmet, what is the most prepared grandma in front of a murderer ?)

I heard Mehmet's voice back.

"C'est quoi ?"
(What is it ?)

"Mamie-traillette"
(Grandma-chinegun)

I heard Mehmet chuckle, and Captain Price's voice.

"What are you guys talking about ?"

"Made a little joke, little army humour."

Soap's voice chirped in.

"You could share some in English to us."

I thought for a bit, trying to come up with one and then asking König, who had a few jokes in his pocket.

"Ok I got one, you ready ?"

All the Task Force 141 responded "affirmative".

"Why didn't the operator told his friends his rank ?"

Soap answered.

"Why ?"

"Because it was Private."

I turned back to König who just had both of his thumbs up.

"Nice one lad."

"Thank you Captain Price."

Soap chirped in again.

"I have one too ! A Lieutenant tells his Sergeant «I need to talk to you in private.», what does the Sergeant says ?"

"What does he say ?"

"«Which one ?»"

I wheezed and König scoffed. I asked to the others again :

"Are you guys bored ?"

A voice I wished I didn't hear spoke for the first time.

"You're being so casual."

Watch.

"Sorry."

König scooted over me and cut off the radio.

"He's not worth your time."

I shrugged my shoulders.

"I wanna talk about something."

I looked at König, gesturing him to continue.