A/n: Ok i swear (hopefully) this is the last thing- KInda had an idea- Hey, what if this was actually a movie and they were actors? Well, here you go.
(This also ties into the future rewrites and series)
Happy: why are you drinking soy sauce?
Mallow: Soy sauce is soy sauce, just like how water is water.
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Evan: Zach, what are you doing here?
Zach: *points at Brutus*
Brutus: how am I in this?
Zach: you're disturbing the peace of this place.
Evan: ...
Brutus: I have the right to do that.
Zach: no you don't
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The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Happy: Hey, have any of you guys seen Skully? They've been gone for a while..
Mallow: Eh, nope.
Brutus: No, I haven't...
Kite: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Skully: Hey.
Mallow: Ooh, there you are-
Brutus: What the fu-
Kite: I- where were you?!
Skully: Walking right behind you guys.
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Brutus: I can walk through walls!
Zach: you're not special, Brutus, I can do that too.
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Operator: *points at Kite* A human turtleneck, *points at Evan* a narcissistic monster, *points at Brutus and Zach* and literally the dumbest person I've ever met.
Zach: And who am I? Describe me now.
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Brutus: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Skully: Oh, you've been?
Brutus: Once. In Monopoly.
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Skully: I'm bored like there's no tomorrow.
Masky: that definitely sounds like a you problem.
Brutus: wanna learn Chinese with me?
Skully: on second thought I'm not bored, imma go cook some stuff.
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Masky:*Looking for Brutus* Start talking!
Zach: Well, I-
Masky: Shut up!
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Brianna, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
Zach: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
Brutus, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
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Thoughts
ActionNot everyday in the life of a human will something extraordinary happen, or something will happen at all. Not everyday, will a person make it in harsh conditions. But most importantly, not everyday is it that one is able to make it a lifetimes worth...
