One Shots

The Shopping Trip (Kellic)

Yes, I did just write the script to an episode of Extreme Couponing.

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Kellin's POV:

"I don't see why we both have to do the grocery shopping." Vic complained.

"Because whenever I buy food you always get moody because you don't like it, this way we can decide on food as a couple." I said, reversing into the parking space.

"I don't get moody." He defended.

"Um, yeah you do. You act like a fifteen year old girl on her period with no chocolate." I stated as if it were an obvious fact.

"Whatever." He mumbled as we walked across the parking lot and into Walmart.

"Hey look!" Vic exclaimed the second we walked in. "They have pink sharpies!" He squealed running over to the small display of sharpies.

"And I'm the women in the relationship."

"Well you are the bottom..." He said giving me a serious look. I gave him a shut the fuck up look and he just shrugged it off. "Let's get them." He said putting them into the cart.

"No Vic! We don't have any coupons for that!" I complains taking the packet back out.

"Why am I shopping with you if I can't choose anything?" He asked as I headed for the isle with iced tea.

"Keep up!" I shouted, ignoring his question.

I picked up sixteen cans of Arizona lemon iced tea and thirty cans of the peach iced tea. With my coupons I could get them for just 5 cent each!

"Hey kells can we get monster?" Vic asked grabbing a big box of monster energy cans.

"No." I began loading the shopping cart with watermelon Arizona, the coupons I had would make them 10 cents each, it is a little more expensive but I difiantley earned it after saving $700 on the shopping last week.

"But moooonsteeeerrrr!!!!" Vic whinned like a five year old.

"No." I said before moving on.

Next I took Vic to the cereal isle. "Okay Vic, we need to choose twenty boxes of cereal from this brand." I told him, pointing to the brand we had to choose from.

"But I want lucky charms!" He complained again.

"No way! I can get two boxes of these these for $1." I said, picking out some that I wanted.

"You mean we can get two boxes." Vic said glaring at me.

"We can get twenty boxes if you stop complaining and help me." I was started to get stressed out. Couponing is very stressful and is even worse when you have a child complaining every second.

"Why the fuck so we need twenty fucking boxes? We still have thirty boxes of cookie crisp from the last time we came!"

"You won't be complaining about having fifty boxes of cereal when there is a zombie apocalypse and you can't leave the house to go grocery shopping." I said picking up the last few boxes I needed.

"Hey no fair!" Vic complained once again. "I didn't get to pick any cereal!"

"That's because you were being stroppy. Now, you can pick out the pot noodles if you be a good boy, okay?"

"Okay." Vic said grumpily dragging his feet as we headed towards the isle with the pot noodles.

"Right, we need exactly 69 pot noodles and I will let you choose the flavour, okay?" Vic started giggling like a five year old girl half way through my sentence. "What is so funny? This is serious! We can't afford to mess up!" I argued as Vic laughed harder.

"Yo-you said-" he cut himself off to let out yet another lout laugh. "69!" He chocked out laughing harder.

"That's it Vic! You don't get to choose the flavour anymore! Now go stand over there and wait for me." I demanded pointing to the far end of the isle. Vic instantly stopped laughing and began to pout.

"But Kellin-"

"No buts! Do as I say."

"Kells please, I swear I will be good." He begged.

"No Vic, you had your chance now go!" Vic gave me puppy dog eyes but I stood my place and eventually he left to go stand and think about what he has done. I quickly grabbed the right number of pot noodles before whizzing around the rest of the store and picking up what I needed. After an hour I had picked up over 50 toothbrushes, 80 packs of KitKat's, 78 boxes of pizzas and over 100 rolls of toilet paper.

"Okay, we are done, let's go to the check out." I say and Vic follows me grumpily.

"Kells?" Vic gets my attention.

"Yes Vic?" I snapped.

"Can I at least give the lady the coupons?" He said sounding hopeful.

"Yes, you can but make sure you give her the right ones."

"I will! Promise!" He replied jumping around enthusiastically. We went to the check out and the lady at the cash register began scanning our items and attempting to make small talk. I ignored her, my anxiety was through the roof as the price went over $800.

"Do you have any coupons?" The lady asked as she scanned the last box of cereal.

"Yes!" Vic shouted excitedly and handed her the coupons. The lady, Cassie as her name tag said, started to scan the coupons and I watched as the price started dropping.

I was so stressed that I began to sweat, my whole body was tense and I was just waiting for something to go wrong. Vic grabbed my hand giving it a comforting squeeze as I nearly burst into tears.

"Hey, don't worry, you calculated this ten times, you know that this won't cost more than $30." Vic said pulling me into a hug. I calmed down a little as the price dropped below 100.

"I know, I'm just so scared. I need to save this money." I said honestly, it is like an addiction I have to save money, I just have to!

"And after couponing your total is $27.78." Cassie said. I smiled and handed her the money before me and Vic left the store.

Yet another victory.
Kellin Quinn and coupons: 27
Grocery store: 2

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I don't even know what I just wrote, I just couldn't be bothered to write smut but the next update will be smutty and beautiful, and it will probably be in like 5 days. I think I'm gonna try and update every 4-5 days and actually have some kind of schedule thingy. I don't know.

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Bye bye my beautiful fairies on cupcakes.

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