Darkiplier x Antisepticeye (Contains Smut)

39.

Dark smiled softly, blushing a little as he looked at the menu with Anti- well, skimming through it, until Anti spoke. "Mhm, I know, not even a kid would be filled with that." he mumbled, his arms lightly resting on Anti's thighs as he wrapped them around Anti's waist, gently, making sure Anti was not in any discomfort. He threw his head back, leaving out a whiny groan. "Aaagh! Baaabe I'm indeciiiiisive!" he mumbled, bringing his head back and looking at Anti. The stern looked made Dark chuckle under his breath. "O-okay-" he muttered, and took the menu. He looked at like a student looking at the question paper after writing no answers when the teacher comes and stops right beside them. "It's just- fruits and smoothies and seafood. And liquor. Do you like lobster? Crab?" he said, looking at Anti once he was done going through the menu.

Anti blushed faintly at Dark’s hands on his thighs, purring softly and reaching around to stroke his dark hair as he looked. He frowned upon hearing the choices. “Shame I hate seafood,” he mumbled. “Do they do liquor smoothies?” He asked softly. “Or....can we order liquor and pour it into a smoothie? Sorry,” he chuckled. “I’m in a mood to get a little drunk. It’s been a while... since we got together, actually...” he murmured, kissing his temple. “What kind of smoothies do they have, Beau?”
He honestly could just spend the afternoon, if they had nothing else going on, drinking with Dark and having fun. It sounded like his kind of relaxation.

"I know... Though, I think we can ask for that," Dark replied, looking through the menu again, in case there was any such thing as "alcoholic liquor" or anything. He sighed and pouted, "There isn't anything like that... We can order both and mix. Oh and," he chuckled, handing the menu to Anti. "They have all smoothies... From a single fruit or ice cream to any mix you want... And however you like'em. Well blend, chunky, bites." he said, his shoulders doing the shimmy in excitement. Honestly, Dark definitely preferred being drunk and cuddling over climbing mountains and going in some dark cave and swimming in some chilled water. Yeah, no; and the clouds could burst into rain anytime. But, beach parties?

Anti took the menu and smiled at it, leaning back and spreading his legs just a little bit. To get comfortable. He hummed as he looked at it. “Mm...I’m thinking...raspberry well blended with tequila, how about you, beau?” He purred, turning himself around on his lap so he was straddling him, and kissing his neck softly. He could stay here forever, quite honestly. “I think tequila would blend well with sour flavours, like the raspberry, and that vodka could work with sweeter ones, maybe a banana or ice cream... what do you think?” He murmured against his skin.

Dark, with an impressed look on his face, listened to Anti. Dark had absolutely no ideas on what fruit smoothie would taste good with what liquor. None. He just shrugged, "I don't know any of that... And, don't you love blueberries?" he asked, looking through the menu. Okay, well, maybe they didn't have all of them. Bluberries were in 'Berry Bonanza' but not separate, as a smoothie flavor on itself. "There isn't even any separate blueberry smoothie that's stupid-" he scowled, but chuckled. "I'll take whatever you take, but chunky. I'on like well bleeend!" he added, whining by the end. He was just hungry, buy in denial that he was hungry.

Anti chuckled as he listened to him ramble. “Beau, easy,” he purred. “First of all, raspberry beats blueberry any day, in any situation. Second of all, I’ll order you a second tequila and chunky raspberry smoothie, baby. Don’t worry about it. But good god...you’re adorable when you whine,” he murmured against his neck, taking Dark’s wrists in his own and placing his hands on the small of his back. Anti was possibly dropping every hint he could, though for what, he didn’t know. He just wanted Dark to hold him, drink with him, kiss him and murmur things they couldn’t in public. It was a strange sort of feeling.

Dark chuckled, nodding. His hands automatically held Anti, even though it was a gentle hold to not hurt Anti, he held him. He kissed Anti's neck a few innocent times before looking into his hypnotically beautiful eyes. "Alright," he replied, "I'll take that, then" he added. Right now, as much as he wanted to pull Anti in and hold him tight, he knew it would still sting Anti. So it was just a mental image. "And, well, have you ever seen yourself whine? Adorable-est!" he mumbled, nuzzling into Anti's chest. "Anyways," he reluctantly pulled the hotel phone, dialing the number to the kitchen reception as the list said. He... He ordered food? Who rarely talked on call, and preferred texts, even for business? Alright.