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Piper Mclean

(I only own Samuel Mercury. The rest is Rick Riordan's)
Lounging in my dad's mansion during Christmas, we had been chilling back talking to his friend, Samuel Mercury. Samuel, or as we called him, Sam, was on Chiron's wall of famous demigods. Every time I looked at him, all I saw was his picture inside of the big house. I myself was wondering how long it would take for me to ask him.

My dad's phone went off and he sighed." Sorry, I've got to take this." And then he left the room.

I looked at Sam awkwardly and he cocked his head, obviously noting my reaction."What did you do?" I blurted, and Sam shifted uncomfortably on his couch.

"Uh... What do you mean? What did I do to get famous or-" he started but I cut him off.

"To get on Chiron's wall?" I clarified and Sam's eyes opened wider than Apples. His jaw dropped to the floor.

      I belted out laughing. After all,who can resist laughing at a face like that?

"Umm.... How do you know?" He asked guiltily.

I face-palmed, something I usually only do to Drew. "Haven't you heard of the seven who defeated Gaia(Gaea)?!" I exclaimed.

"Wait- you're a demigod?"Gods he was being super slow.

"Demigod, daughter of Aphrodite, but the only one who doesn't like makeup, dresses, heel killers( high heels), or gossip." Sam was staring at me in shock. "While you're at it can you name the seven demigods who defeated Gaia (Gaea)?

"Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Leo Valdez, Jason Grace-" I thought about Jason's little scar on his lip and other Aphrodite stuff( I don't really read that stuff, I skip it) as he continued" and- Oh. My. Gods. Piper McLean you are freaking B.A!"

"Thank you for the compliment Sam."I smiled."But you need to ketchup.(this was on purpose)"Now." I started putting charmspeak into my voice" Tell me what you did." I finished.

-----------ARE YOU AS CONFUSED AS A CHAMELEON IN A BAG OF SKITTLES-------------------(my epic time skip, I say epic cause awesome is overrated)

My dad walked into the room, and swung himself on the couch swaggily.  My dad sighed, sat down and said "What did I miss?"

      Sam and I exchanged looks." Nothing important." We said in a unison and my dad raised his eyebrow.

     "Hypothetical questions, you know, what would you do this in this position." I lied, giving a fake explanation.

My dad's eyebrow looked like it was trying to detach itself from his face and fly to the moon. So far, it was only on his forehead.

     Worried that Sam or I might blurt, I changed the topic to something that would interest every dad." So over the last couple months I got a boyfriend."

Needless to say my dad's face was priceless.