I sat down next to Percy during dinner. It was an everyday thing because no one bothered to mess with people who have been through Tartarus and back. Plus the Athena table was starting to get crowded and there was just Percy at the Poseidon table.
The Aphrodite campers meanwhile were squealing about Percabeth. All except Piper, who was rolling her eyes and laughing at the occasional dumb comment.
Percy looked at the Aphrodite cabin"what/who is Percabeth?"
The Aphrodite cabin gasped. They all started to explain, but since everyone at the table was trying it all blended together.
"A SHIP." Piper yelled over to us and the Aphrodite cabin started talking about how it was the best ship ever. Piper looked at us, annoyed"Why do they have to be my siblings? And everyone knows the Argo II was the best ship."
Percy shrugged" I'm gonna adopt you" he announced and took Piper to his table. Piper sat on the Seat closest to Jason so now he was only a few feet away. Chiron being awesome decided to let it slip. The Aphrodite cabin was now fawning about Jasper, Jiper , and Percabeth.
"Oh my gods! Can you not Fangirl for one second? Why don't you talk about make-up?" The Aphrodite cabin calmed down and did as Piper suggested.
Jason looked at piper confused"What's Jasper and Jiper."
Piper smiled proudly"It's a ship."
Percy cocked his head"I've never heard of a ship called Jiper. What kind of shipping boat is it? Or is it a pirate ship? Pirate ships are cool!"
Jason shook his head" I don't know bro. And pirates are freaking awesome! Except Chrysaor or however you pronounce it."
"I can pronounce it! It. See, I pronounced it!" Percy joked and Annabeth face palmed.
"When two people are Dating sometimes people make a ship. A ship name is something like Percabeth or Jiper that combines the names of the two people."Piper exclaimed.
Percy gasped"you mean that they ship you and Jake mason, and me and Bethany from the Hermes cabin?!" The funny thing was that he was totally serious.
Piper faced palmed"it's you and Annabeth and me and Jason." She explained and he made an 'O' with their mouths.
Rachel, as an oracle slid into the Poseidon table and we all welcomed her there. She didn't really have an assigned table, she just usually sat at the Apollo table."whatcha talking about?"
"We're teaching the boys was Jiper and Percabeth is." I explained.
Rachel grunted"I hate ships. People always ship me with Percy from the one time-" she glanced at me then went back to her conversation" and people shipped me big time with Octavian. I can't even date!"
Piper laughed"Yeah, that's just how much time the Aphrodite cabin has. Although when I was super bored I made a bet about solangelo."
Rachel nodded"Solace does have a huge crush on Di Angelo but I think Reyna and Nico would make a better couple."
"I see where you get that- they are really close and stuff. But Nico's gay." I agreed.
"People can change." Rachel defended.
"Touché."Piper commented"did you know that some people ship Pernico?"
Rachel nodded"it's a crime."
"A terrible crime that will send you Tartarus." I added.
"Pernico?" Percy asked.
"You and Nico." Rachel summarized.
"I'm leaving this table. Jason, will you let me go to your table?"
"Zeus wouldn't like it."
"Why does he have to be such a drama queen?" Thunder rumbled in the distance" Don't believe me ask Hera or Artemis." Percy challenged. The next rumble seemed humbled or embarrassed."told you so."
On the other side of the pavilion(or wherever they eat, I can't look it up at the moment) someone must have told Leo some good news because his hair caught on fire. The newer campers screamed and some grabbed buckets and ran in the direction of the canoe lake. One of the kids yelled"Hades!" Which caused a lot of laughs.
Leo looked at the kid and turned the fire blue"Do I look like a cave-dweller?" The ground rumbled.
Percy looked at Leo in disbelief, then ran over and high-fived him"YES!For once a god isn't mad at me!" The whole pavilion erupted in cheers.
"And you said it wrong- Hades is an overgrown cave dwelling bat."Percy corrected. The ground shook.
"Seaweed brain, you don't have the brains to correct anyone." I yelled to him and the crowd laughed.
"Hey! At least I'm not a bat!" Percy defended. The ground shook again.
Connor Stoll laughed."No wonder why they call him the earthshaker." And the pavilion broke into laughter.
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Present Percy was pouting"did you have to tell them the story?" He asked me.
"Yeah, I wanted them to understand how often you offend the gods.
"Just me being born offended the gods." Percy agreed smugly, stating a true fact.
My sister Minerva looked at him in awe."How have you not died yet?"
"Usually they just curse me,and I work my way around the curse. Like when I was twelve I fought Ares and beat him, and he cursed me. He said that when I need my sword the most, it will fail me, so I learned hand-on-hand."
"But I don't recommend that you do the same." Annabeth moralized
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RandomI took a bunch of head cannons and made them into one shots. Some are mine, some are from pinterest
