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Hazel

I was at camp Jupiter and was feeling lonely. Sure, Gwen was fun, but she hadn't ever been on an important quest. she just does small things like gathering weapons. I would've had more fun if the rest of the seven was around, but they were all busy. Percy and Annabeth were at Goode, so that means across the country.Piper was keeping the camp in one piece. Leo was, well, dead? Frank was being the Praetor, and Jason was a car-sorry,priest. Nico was doing whatever he does in the underworld. I don't know what he does down there.

So as I was thinking of my quests I thought of Arion, who I hadn't seen in a while now. I whistled and Arion appeared like a good,dependable friend.

"Hey Arion, do you want to go on a ride?just for fun? No monsters,Amazons, or goddesses chasing us, just a pleasure ride?"

"Jeez Hazel, that sounds like a tall order." A voice- Percy's voice- said and I whirled around to see Percy Iris messaging me. Arion snorted in agreement."I'm going to Iris message Nico about something real quick. Be right over." The last part confused me, but I let it slide. I hopped on Arion, who sped off.

We trotted across the highway outside of Camp Jupiter and into a lush forest. The trees were so thick the sun got in through beams, the leaves so green they seemed to be in a tropical rainforest. There were a couple of fallen rocks but they weren't the creepy kind. They were the enchanted forest kind.

We just walked through the woods, horse and rider, both happy about our surroundings.we breathed in the sweet air and made crunching sounds as Arion walked on the dark and dried leaves.

After a bit we turned around and ran back to camp. Arion scaled the boundaries and we found ourselves by the little Tiber. Arion neighed something, which I would apparently have a heart attack hearing.

A voice behind me said"Dude, how do you even know that many swear words?" I turned around and found Percy,Annabeth, and Nico. The Romans around me eyed the bunch, but the trio seemed used to it.

The stallion nickered a response and Percy said"Touché."

I frowned"what did he say."

"I bunch of cussing and the main jest was ' how do you know those are swear words'."

"Probably from Jordan." Annabeth joked and Percy laughed.

Suddenly, Percy straightened up and smiled mischievously.  All of us took a couple steps back; Even Arion seemed wary of his half-brother's mischievous ways.

"Hazel, do you know where some soap is?" He asked. I remembered something from our quest."I'm seriously going to wash your horses mouth with soap." And I joined his grin.

"In the bath house. And Percy,"I locked my eyes with him"do it, it should be interesting."

I faced Annabeth"Is it true that Satyrs can speak to animals?" I asked.

"Yeah, I have a friend name Grover, and-" she started.

"Can you Iris message him, so we can get a third opinion."

Annabeth fished a drachma out of her pocket ran to a fountain."oh,Iris,goddess of the rainbow,please accept my offering. Show me Grover at camp half-blood." She chanted and the shimmered.

A face appeared and when he spotted his caller he grinned."Annabeth! Hey, it's been too long! First with the quests,and now school." Annabeth and Grover started chatting and Arion whinnied impatiently.

Grover looked offended and said"I'm gonna wash that horses mouth with soap. Call me old fashion, but it needs to be done."

At that moment Percy appeared from the distance yelling"I got it!"

Grovers eyes widened"is that Percy? I haven't seen him for a year!"

"It's not Percy, it's some random guy screaming at us that he has something. Of course it's Percy!"Nico exclaimed.

Grover shrugged"you never know. Oh, and Nico, how's RARA?"

Nico turned as red as blood and stammered"how-how-how do-do you kn-know?"

"It was by Junipers tree."

Nico turned redder.Percy finally arrived, and when he saw Nico he asked"Is it embarrass Nico day?". Grover nodded.

Percy started to say something but Annabeth interrupted"Percy, what were you up to?"

He smirked"Hazel and probably Grover know what I doing with soap and Arion."

Annabeth laughed and Nico almost cracked a smile. Arion looked more skittish than when we visited Hecate. He snorted and stomped his feet. Grover and Percy winced.

"You know you're not helping your case right?" Percy wondered. Then he set to work.

Arion bucked and nearly bit Percy's finger off, but Percy's finger survived. When Percy was done washing Arion's mouth Orion started drinking from the fountain.

Grover whistled"I'm pretty sure that the soap only made things worse."

"No duh." Percy commented."hey Grover?"

"Yeah"

"If I ever get a sibling, keep it away from Arion."

I snickered"Percy, Arion is your sibling."

Percy looked at the horse with crazy eyes."I guess that never sank in... But you know what I mean."
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Present Percy nodded."I need to do that again."

I laughed"I don't understand how your finger didn't get cut off the first time. Arion chews raw gold like an apple."

Percy shrugged"meh. It was fun."