HOO headcannons translated

Hazel

Grover: okay, break time is over, now for some more questions. The questions is; who would you date outside of the seven.

Jason;Reyna

Piper:that was a bit fast.

Jason:what do you mean? I was just answering the questions.

Percy:you said it like you like her and stuff like that. You gotta remember your lessons!

Frank: I would go for, I don't know, some random mortal, and then when we broke up I would date Hazel.*Nico walks into room*

Hazel: aw! That's sweet, I would probably date Will Solace. Nico knows why.*Nico turns beet red*

Nico: I can't believe the Aphrodite cabin ships me with him! He's so annoying and bright and la la la!

Piper:it's a crime. I would probably date Connor, because then I might be safe from his pranks.

Annabeth: you could charmspeak him. I would date Luke if he hadn't died. Maybe Castor? He isn't too bad.

Percy: I wouldn't date anyone except Annabeth and if I couldn't date her I'd find I way to. If there was absolutely no way then I would stay single forever. See Jason, that is what you're supposed to say!

Leo: and Percy wins the best boyfriend award for the 1,596,739 time. Also, in your face suckers! Calypso isn't one of the seven!

Frank: Percy, stop being such a good boyfriend! You're making us look bad!

Grover:*claps hands for attention* next question! Your perferred shoe brand for quests.

Percy: I don't like being barefoot.

Frank:you went on a quest barefoot?

Percy: Well, my shoe fell off while I was fighting a giant cro- I mean giant bull.

Annabeth:Percy, Grover and I can tell when your lying. Also- I was there when you fought those Bulls!

Percy: it was a joke?

Annabeth:what are you not telling us?

Percy:that my favorite brand is all star!

Annabeth: we'll talk about this later- I don't care about my shoes. They get torn up anyway.

Hazel: I like Nike

Frank:Adidas

Nike:*flashes into room* those are not the official shoes if the Olympics! I like this Hazel girl though....

Piper:I don't care. I don't want to become Drew.

Jason: whatever the camp provides me with. I've been a year-rounder since I was two.

Leo: I like Mountain Dew.

Hazel:what is that?

Frank: it's a drink, not a shoe.

Leo: I know, I just wanted to put it out there.

Juniper: that's everyone. Chiron is going to be at your door once he sees this though.

Grover: who has the scariest glare?

Frank: I don't. Once I tried glaring at my grandmother and she burst out in laughter.

Hazel: I don't really like glaring at people.

Piper: I've been told my glare makes me pretty.