Arsenal Shenanigans: Pure Randomess!

Unbeknownst Destruction

The content will be describing murder, genocide and gore. Read at your own risk.
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Map: Duststorm

Gamemode: Legacy Competitive

(NEW!) Narrator
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Narrator: Delinquent and his friends were doing a match when Delinquent felt something unusual. Space Soldier hadn't been at any matches at all lately. He hasn't even spectated at all, too. Nor has Vampire. He felt very skeptical if Space Soldier will return to dominating him and the others with his own Z80.

Narrator: When the match was over, he told everyone about Space Soldier's absence.

Delinquent: Hey guys, have you noticed something.... Odd lately?

Rabbelrouser: Yeah, Space Soldier?

Delinquent: He hasn't been here for a while.

Campbell: Yeah.... I wonder what is my buddy doing...

Narrator: Forgetting about his absence, They all made way to their houses. Delinquent and Rabbelrouser lived on the same street and it was night by the time they made it to the main sidewalk. It was dead silent. Nobody could be heard. Until, Delinquent stepped on something squishy.

Narrator: An awful smell flew into Delinquent and Rabbelrouser's noses. Delinquent slowly looked down to see a huge pile of mushy, bloody flesh. His head was severed clean off and his neck appeared to bear a red glow.

Delinquent: Jesus...!!!!! What the hell?!

Rabbelrouser: It must be a clue or something.

Delinquent: Clue my ass!- This poor guy got murdered in cold blood on the sidewalk!!

Rabbelrouser: Hey, maybe Detective could help us.

Delinquent: Yeah, and bring Rookie too, he is talented in Close quarters combat.

Rabbelrouser: He isn't, Delinquent.

Narrator: Suddenly, a woman shrieked from the distance. Delinquent ran towards the noise and found the lady dead on the ground, bearing the same red glow.

Delinquent: Something is not right...

Narrator: Rabbelrouser suddenly grunted in pain a something slides her side. She collapsed on the ground. Delinquent panicked but held down the wound and called some of his friends over. In no time, everyone came over to Delinquent and Rabbelrouser.

Campbell: What happened?

Delinquent: Rabbelrouser got injured from thin air.

Doctor: Everyone, stand aside.

Narrator: Doctor pulled up Rabbelrouser's shirt and found the horrific wound bearing a Red glow.

Detective: So, Delinquent; You said you saw a couple of corpses with this glow?

Delinquent: Yeah, I have no idea what sliced her.

Narrator: Delinquent was cut off by someone screaming behind them and a head flew in front of them. Campbell, being the psychopath he is, calmly picked up the head and revealed who It was.

Campbell: This is Communicator's head. And look, her neck as the same red glow.

Narrator: Something was about to slash at Campbell's head, but he noticed early and blocked the slash with his Endbringer. The darkness revealed an armoured figure. Of course, it was Space Soldier; He had gone on a genocide spree. Campbell gave the look he almost always had; a stern look.

Campbell: Everyone, back!

Narrator: Broadcaster carried Rabbelrouser and everyone moved fast away. Campbell turned to Space Soldier, who gave a stern look like Campbell did. Space Soldier gave a dry grin.

Space Soldier: Well, well. Hello, Campbell.

Campbell: Why did you slaughter those innocent people, Space Soldier?

Space Soldier: Because they are pathetic. Defenseless. I simply need a couple of practice dummies before I return to space...

Campbell: Space Soldier, buddy... Don't unleash your anger on those civilians.

Space Soldier: Anger? Hehehehe.... I'm not angry, I'm simply bored.

Space Soldier: It seems you are defending these earthlings.

Campbell: I guess I am, Space Soldier.

Campbell: I want you to relax. I want you to chill. And, don't try it, Space Soldier.

Narrator: Space Soldier gave a ferocious cry and swiped his Energy Katar at Campbell. He once again, deflected it.

Narrator: Campbell managed to swipe Space Soldier's Energy Katar from his hand to the floor and threw his Endbringer to the ground with static noises.

Narrator: Campbell gave Space Soldier a tight hug and Space Soldier started to calm down. His rage subsided and Space Soldier gave him an honest hug back.

Campbell: I understand, the hard times in space surely got you pumped, huh?

Space Soldier: .................. Affirmative....

Campbell: Hey, you'll be okay.

Delinquent: ..... WHAT!?

Delinquent: How did you tame him back to normal?!

Campbell: We're best friends, that's why.

Narrator: Everyone gazed at Campbell in awe, Even Detective. Space Soldier gave a yawn.

Campbell: Hey, Space Soldier?

Space Soldier: What is it?

Campbell: ....... Want to slaughter some children at an orphanage?

Space Soldier: You bet.

Narrator: What a turn! Campbell wanted to slaughter kids with Space Soldier. Delinquent twitches his eye. He gave an angered growl as Campbell and Space Soldier set off.

Delinquent: CAMPBELL, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

[Epilogue: Space Soldier and Campbell went into the local orphanage and slaughtered about 20 kids. After that, they went to their houses and went to sleep.]