Fear.

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(I made this part not only because of my experience with people with the Ace Pilot skin in Arsenal but also, this was requested by ss_saturn.)

(Space Soldier and Delinquent are sneaking behind Ace Pilot.)

Space Soldier: Do you see that young lady?

Delinquent: Uhm, yeah?

Space Soldier: She may not look like it, but she is one of the most dangerous people I've ever known. Do not let her innocent looks fool you.

Space Soldier: God, she beat my ass multiple times..

Ace Pilot: *turns around* Oh, hi Space Soldier and Delinquent.

Space Soldier: O_O

(Space Soldier started to scream and ran away. Ace Pilot started to chase after him.)

Ace Pilot: What's the matter, Space Soldier? Scared?

Space Soldier: HOW ABOUT YOU GO F[bleep]K YOURSELF!!!!

(Ace Pilot tackled Space Soldier and he started to scream.)

Space Soldier: AHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFFFFRFFFF!!!!!!!

(Delinquent pulled away Ace Pilot from Space Soldier and he soon realized he had broke character and started to turn red in embarrassment.)

Delinquent: It's ok, Space Soldier! We all get scar-

Space Soldier (mind): I HAVE REVEALED A TERRIBLE WEAKNESS THIS IS A BURDEN THAT CANNOT BE FORGIVEN I HAVE DISGRACED THE REPUTATION FOR GLORIOUS SPACE MILITARY I HAVE DONE SOMETHING DISHONORABLE-

Delinquent: Are you okay-

Space Soldier: NEGATIVE, I AM NOT OKAY! NONE OF THIS NONSENSE IS OKAY!!!!

(Space Soldier started to turn more red until Vampire came along and calmed him down.)

Ace Pilot: Oh, he's just overreacting, leave him alone..

Vampire: No, I can't leave him alone. He is from space, and I have to act like his mate.

Vampire: *she turned to Space Soldier, who had a blank face* My god, Spacey Boy, are you okay..??

Space Soldier: ....

Vampire: Do you want a cookie?

Space Soldier: *he snapped out of his temporary trance, turned to the cookie she had in her hand, and devoured half of it in one monster bite*

Vampire: You feel better, Space Soldier?

Space Soldier: ..... Affirmative.

Ace Pilot: Snickerdoodle cookies are better.

Delinquent: How dare you disrespect the chocolate chip cookie >:(

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