the owl house x neko reader

a new human? s1 ep1

this is going to be fun. I hope y'all enjoy this little book it's basically the same as my other Neko book just the owl house. anyway let's get started

we see the owl lady and her little pet neko at their shop. people were paying Eda to pet our little Neko... there was a line. 

Eda was about to grab some snails from another girl when suddenly Owlbert came from the tent with a bag as a certain someone watched.

Owlbert: " who who."

Eda: " oh your back."

Owlbert: " who?"

Eda: " Oh it's already time?"

Owlbert: " who who."

Eda: " ok everyone the pet shop is closed feel free to buy some human stuff."

everyone sighs and walks off as y/n jumps off the table and walks to Eda.

???: *gasp* " A neko boy..."

y/n: " hay Eda did Owlbert get anything I'll like from the human world?"

Eda: " oh thanks for the reminder kid."

Eda twists Owlbert onto her staff and starts searching the bag.

she finds a phone.

Eda: " trash."

she throws it into a bag y/n was holding.

then a big diamond ring.

Eda: " Garbage."

she again throws it into y/n's bag.

she pulls out a glowing gold goblit.

Whose trash did Owlbert raid?

Eda: " Garbage."

once again to y/n.

she then pulls a thing of cat nip.

Eda: " oh y/n looks like Owlbert found you that weird plant he told us about."

y/n: " yes!"

y/n grabs it and puts it in a little backpack he has wrapped around him.

Eda: " do you even know what that stuff is?"

y/n: " Nope but he said he saw others that looked like me make tea with it so how bad can it be?"

Eda: " Hehe fair enough."

Eda checks the bag once more

Eda: " ah yes."

she pulls out... those weird glasses with eyeballs attached to springs.

Eda: " This will make me rich."

she goes in the bag again and pulls out a book

Eda: " Ah yes and this'll make great kindling."

suddenly a girl came and snatched the book while saying

???: " Excuse me sorry that's mine thank you."

both y/n and Eda look at her as she tries to run off to the human realm but Eda magics the door to her.

Eda takes off the glasses

Eda: " your not going anywhere."

y/n pops up behind her.

y/n: " No they aren't hehehe."

the human freaks out and runs out the back of the tent.

y/n: " ... was I too scary?"