Facetime Calls~ jschlatt

~chapter 12~

I finished up in the bathroom and made my way back out into the kitchen, where I saw Ted and schlatt whispering to each other acting really weird.

"Awe, aren't you two the cutest!" I said, mocking Ted's words from yesterday.
Ted made a fake vomiting noise but, in reality, looked like a dog regurgitating its dinner. Ew...

"Fuck off, I made you breakfast at least act greatful" schlatt answered back in a proud tone.

"Why'd you do that?" I asked unsure of why he would ever do something so nice for me.

"Schlatt did you get hit over the head with the spatula, are you ok?" I questioned as he stared at me confused.

"I just fucking made you breakfast and your not even gonna eat it?" He practically screamed as if he couldn't believe it.

"I'll eat it but it's weird your making me breakfast" I said back.

"Whys that weird?" He asked me with a hurt look in his eye.

"You hate me?" I reminded him.

He just stared at me...

"maybe my words didn't make it through your thick skull, is that it?" I said taunting him, using his words from earlier. God I love messing with people.

"Shut up and eat your fucking eggs!" He pushed me plate over to me as I sat down on the couch were they were both sitting.

"God you can even smell the sexual tension in the air" Ted said sniffing the "sexual tension" in the air.

Me and schlatt froze and looked over at him, narrowing are eyes as he looked at us.

"Y'all ok?" He asked like he said absolutely nothing wrong.

"If everythings fine then we best be on are way to the supermarket,still need the things for my video!" He said as he enthusiasticly jumped up from the couch walking over to get his keys.

"WE?" Me and schlatt both shouted at the same time as Ted jumped looking rather scared.

"I have to film a video with her?"

"I have to film a video with him?"

We both said at the same time as Ted stared at us.

"Y'all have got to stop doing that, at first it was cute now it's just gotten creepy" he said weirded out.

"No no no you would love to film with me" schlatt taunted at me as we both ignored Ted.

"No no no I would rather drive ted's car off a cliff" I snapped back.

"You don't know how to drive nora" Ted piped in.

Well shit.