~chapter 14~

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"Alright, ladies and germs, we've just returned from the grocery store," Ted announced, looking over at the camera.

Schaltt then sneezed, and Ted gave him a dirty look.

"Shut up," I said, looking at schlatt.

"Thank y-what did you say?" He looked at me, stunned.

"I said bless you," giving him a weird look, almost laughing.

Ted continued to talk about all of the items we retrieved from the grocery store.

"Without further ado, let's just get into the taste testing of these damn liquids," He said as I got up to get the boxes of cereal.

"So for the sake of this video apparently we have to only use honey nut cheerios, why I have no fucking idea" I said as I inspected the back of the box and ted grinned.

"Well, Nora, thats because regular cheerios are fine, but they kind of make you want to kill yourself," Schlatt said, grinning ear to ear.

Who gave him the right to talk?

"It was rhetorical schlatt," I said with a dead panned look on my face.

"I really couldn't care," he said, grinning.....again.

"Anyway, so we need something with a mascot that reminds you of Jerry Seinfeld,so we're going to begin with our first liquid of the day,"

Ted spoke with a face of demand, wanting to get this video over with, and if I'm being honest, so do I.

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