Facetime Calls~ jschlatt

~chapter 13~

We got back from the supermarket, and Ted's plan for his video was to apparently test to see what liquid works best in cereal.

He had everything set up in the kitchen and even had three chairs for us to sit on. Ted would sit on the left i'd be in the middle, and unfortunately, schlatt would be beside me on the right.

Ted started up the camera and spoke, doing his intro...

"Cereal, it's the world's oldest breakfast food and the one with the richest history, for those of you who are cereal connoisseurs you may remember the cereal battle of 1835 know that you're uh your great-granfather-" Ted motioned to schlatt as he cut him off.

"Yeah, he died in that," schlatt said with no emotion staring at Ted as I looked at the camera and stiffled a laugh.

"What you think this is funny, huh? My great grandfather died in the cereal war of 1835, and you're laughing at him?" He said as he wiped a faked tear.

Ted and I looked at each other and bust out laughing, schlatt soon following us.

"But one of the interesting things about cereal, we always use it with milk," Ted stated again.

"I'll tell you why," schlatt said as I spoke up...

"Oh hear we go,"

"Because big milk has a grip on the economy," he's said

"The motherfucking suits big milk" Ted said as I laughed,leaning back into my chair.

Schlatt and Ted proceded to talk about the economy not letting them eat cereal with anything else but milk.

"They've got the blue collar worker by their balls and they're squeezing it for all the milk they can get" Ted said as we all started laughing. We are never getting the video finished I thought in my head as I looked at schlatt giggling at what Ted said.

"Even though I'm the milk man me,nora and schlatt are a little bit unconvinced that milk is the only option when it comes to consuming cereal"

"So before we started filing me, Ted and schlatt went to the supermarket to acquire a plethora of various liquids that we will now be trying with cereal" I said looking into the camera trying not to laugh.

"Schlatt I will tell you mother" Ted threatened as he was going to spit food at him.

Schlatt spat the food and it went everywhere and Ted started screaming.

I'm so confused on how there has been no noise complaints so far.