(Scene opens up with a full view of Snake Way.)
NARRATOR: Last time on Dragon Ball Z Abridged... Goku began his journey down Snake Way. ...Wait is that some kind of innuendo?
The whole group started to ponder if it was or not. Sooner than later, they blushed heavily once they understood the question.
"O-oh my.." quietly said an embarrassed Fluttershy. A letter popped up, the size of a fortune cookie, in front of them saying 'you little pervs' in a joking way...sort of. (Drago: you REALLY need to stop interrupting them.) (Anthony: you're the one to talk!) (Drago: I give them info, not jokes your bag of bones.)
(Goku is seen running down Snake Way.)
GOKU: (in his thoughts) This is going to be the longest, toughest journey I've ever made! I have to receive King Kai's training, and battle the biggest threat to the planet we've ever faced! I have to run as fast as I can—I have to keep running! For the sake of the Earth, humanity, and my fam—
(Camera cuts to a sleeping Goku on a moving cleanup truck.)
Everyone just facepalms at the stupidity of Goku.
"Goku for Celestia's sake..." mumbled Twilight as she rubbed her eyes.
(The truck bumps into something, causing Goku to fall off Snake Way and down into the clouds.)
GOKU: (hits his head on Snake Way) OW, GAAAAAAAAA...
"Oh no! He is going to hell!" yelled a worried Pinkie Pie as she watched him fall.
(Opening sequence with Goku's scream fading out, which resumes at the end of the sequence.)
Scene changes to a screaming Goku falling straight into the depths of Hell.)
GOKU: AAAAAAHHHHH—
(Goku crashes hard onto the floor.)
GOKU: (in pain) Oowwww...
The ponies wince at the impact and felt bad for Goku going through that fall.
GOZ: Oh who do we have here? A little girly man, yeah?
GOKU: I'm Goku. Who are you?
GOZ: I am Goz.
MEZ: And I am Mez.
GOZ & MEZ: Und we are here to pump (camera cuts to a surprised Goku while a clapping sound is heard) you up!
"Oh Celestia please no," said Spike as he facepalmed, causing Twilight to chuckle a bit.
GOKU: (disturbed) Okay... well I'm sorta—
GOZ: (interrupting) First we are going to do a hundred squats!
MEZ: And then lots of push-ups on the hard ground!
GOZ: And then a bunch of jumping jacks! Ooooooooo!!
"Iron Will would be friends with these 2 in an instant." chuckled Fluttershy, imagining all 3 of them talking in a conversation. This caused the rest of the group to chuckle with the shy pony once they thought about it as well.
GOKU: (even more disturbed) That...sounds like...fun. But I'm sort of in a hurry? How do I get out of here?
MEZ: 'Agh, there's no way out of here; unless you manage to beat us in a test of strength and speed.
"I and A.J. would take them up on that challenge," Rainbow said with a competitive voice. Applejack nods in agreement, also with a competitive look in her eyes.
GOZ: Yeah, lots of running, 'und wrestling, 'und 'sveat!
MEZ: Grappling each other on 'ze cold ground, yeah.
"Ok, that just sounded wrong." Rarity said in disgust. While Pinkie Pie and the younger audience tried their best to keep a straight face.
GOKU: (desperate to avoid this) Okay, now let's say we went through all of that, then where would you say the exit is?
GOZ: (points towards the exit) Oh. It's right over 'zere.
MEZ: Ja, but you have to beat us first, and—(sees Goku running off) Ach! He's running away!
"Is it really surprising, even we would run away, minus Rainbow and maybe Applejack?" Twilight said in a 'matter of fact' tone.
"Hey!" both Applejack and Rainbow said simultaneously.
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MLP Reacts To DBZA And Other Things (Completed)
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