"Yep, you know where this is going." Pinkie said as she stared where she thinks the narrator is.
I figured as much, fine, I won't say anything, but I will start talking again next chapter.
"Pinkie, stop pestering him." Darkness said annoyed.
"Well I can't help it, he is wasting his time explaining what the people already know!" shouted
Pinkie as she also gave an annoyed look.
"Let's just get on with the episode. Your friends are giving us weird looks." Darkness said, casting a glance at the others. While still looking at the two, Twilight pressed play on the remote.
(Scene changes to outer space, where Vegeta and Nappa's Space Pods are seen arriving at Earth.)
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA: (slightly annoyed) No.
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA: (more annoyed) No.
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA/Darkness: (really annoyed) No!
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA/Everypony: (now irritated) NO!
NAPPA: Are we there yet?
VEGETA: (relieved) Yes.
(Space Pods crash through a building and land in the middle of the road, forming two huge craters)
NAPPA/Pinkie: Yaaay!
[OPENING SEQUENCE](scene cuts to Vegeta and Nappa landing on the street, in front of a group of shocked citizens)
NAPPA: Hey look, Vegeta, more locals.
(citizens are shown to be completely scared with most of them whimpering)
CITIZEN: So, are you guys alien--
(Nappa destroys the entire city, leaving nothing but a gigantic crater)
NAPPA/Darkness: Ahhh, I hate awkward silences.
The ponies were shocked at the mass destruction the buffoon Nappa just made, causing some ponies to be scared of him at this point. Except for Darkness as he rolled his eyes.
"Ugh, boring display there, Nappa, try harder." Darkness said bored out of his mind.
VEGETA: Damnit, Nappa, think before you act! What if you'd have blown up one of the DragonBalls?
NAPPA: The what now, Vegeta?
VEGETA: The DragonBalls, Nappa. Don't you remember our wish?
(flashback of Goku talking to Raditz about the DragonBalls)
GOKU: The DragonBalls, you know? There are seven of them. They grant any wish you want-- like immortality?
OOLONG: Or Bulma's panties!
(back to present)
NAPPA: Yeah, pandas...
"Oh for heavens sake." Darkness said facepalming with his hoof.
"I wouldn't mind wishing for pandas..." quietly said Fluttershy.
VEGETA: You know what, Nappa? One of these days you're going to die. Then you'll be out of my hair forever. (caption appears at the bottom of the screen saying "Epic Foreshadowing")
"HA!" Anthony laughed out once he saw the "Epic Foreshadowing" on the bottom.
VEGETA:Now let's just go. (Vegeta and Nappa fly off towards the Z-Fighters)
(scene changes to a barren wasteland)
PICCOLO: (senses the Saiyans' ki) Gohan, on your guard! They're coming right towards us.
"Oh no, you think they can handle those two?" asked a worried Applebloom.
"The fate of the world lies in the hands of a hybrid brat and his green teacher...you tell me." Darkness says with a roll of his eyes.
"Well AH have some faith at least." Applejack said glaring at Darkness.
"Lets see what happens..." Rainbow said folding her arms.
"Who wants to place bets on the brat surviving?" Darkness says to the group. The girls just look at him with a competitive face and pretty much said that Gohan is gonna survive this.
"Oh boy, here we go." Anthony said as he sighed.
GOHAN: But, why would they be headed our way?
PICCOLO: They're probably seeking to eliminate the strongest power level.
GOHAN: But, my dad's dead.
There was some snickering from the audience, as to that Gohan unintentionally just called Piccolo weak.
"Really Gohan...Really?" Darkness says in a monotone voice.
"To be fair, the way he treated Gohan, he kinda deserved that, even if it was unintentional." Twilight chuckled. Fluttershy agreeing with her completely.
"Shut up nerd." Darkness says boredly. This caused Twilight to look at him with raised eyebrow.
"Couldn't come up with a better insult? "Embodiment of darkness." ? she taunts.
"Oh shit son." Anthony said amused.
"..." Darkness says nothing as he turns his head towards the purple alicorn with a dark creepy look. He then takes a deep breath and says...
[One hour of insults later]
"You were saying?" Darkness said with a raised eyebrow. Twilight blinked a couple of times as her friends stared in shock.
"Well played..." Twilight just simply said as she looked back towards the screen.
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MLP Reacts To DBZA And Other Things (Completed)
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