Hellsing Abridged 3

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[At the Lich King Castle]

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[At the Lich King Castle]

"Jesus FUCK, there is a lot of these damn monsters!" Anthony yelled as he ducked a zombie swipe and killed it by shooting it point-blank in the head.

"I thought they would let you in." Drago said as he sliced a skeleton in half.

"There is a difference between Dead Realm civilians, and Lich King minions, Drago!" Anthony replied a bit annoyed. Drago just groaned annoyed as he casually kept walking while firing his magic bolts at incoming enemies. Rodriguez literally threw a zombie at a horde of skeletons as the sound of a bowling strike was made.

"You'd think the Lich King would make them friendly to all undead, especially one that has been marked as one!" Rodriguez yelled as he leg sweeped a zombie.

"The Lich King doesn't care about that!" Drago said as he fired a magic infused ki blast into a hoard, disintegrating them. They pushed further and further down the castle.

[Castle of Friendship]

Halo was there as Darkness teleported them both to that location. The first thing Halo did was kiss Starlight and side hug her right away, as she giggled a little from the sudden confidence in the usually quiet personality. Darkness did a small smile, glad his plan to make him a man actually worked. Though he still proceeds to be kind and gentle, that would never change, but he is more assertive and confident from what he has observed.

"So, we are watching Hellsing?" Halo asked as he picked up the DVD.

"Hahaha! I love that series, too good for me." Darkness is amusing, considering he knows Alucard quite well.

"Will say though, quite a bloody show if you asked me." Rarity said with mild disgust.

"Oh, please, Drago has done far worse." Darkness said with a wave of his hoof as he slided to his wife holding Thundercloud, who jumped into his arms as he got close.

"Trust us on that..." Halo said, shivering. Twilight thought about it for a moment, then momentarily wanted to vomit due to even thinking about watching Drago go berserk mode. She slowly turned on the television and started the episode.

Jan Valentine: The following is a fan based parody, Hellsing Ultimate is property of - ...Kouta Hirano and Studio MadHouse-? The fuck is this?! You assholes brought me back from the dead, to read this legal BULLSHIT??

"Jan Valentine, a complete douche as Psycho says." Darkness chuckled.

"And he is only good enough to come back to life to read the legal stuff, heh." Rainbow chuckled at the misfortune.

"He's gonna spice it up, I know it." Pinkie said with a Sherlock Holmes hat on. She then looks at the audience. "Viewer discretion is advised"

Jan Valentine: No no no no no, FUCK THAT!. If I'm going to come back to life to read a fucking line, then it's going to be my kind of fucking line. [he clears his throat; little bit of a tsk at the end of it]

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