Part 14

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(scene shows Gohan and Krillin on top of a cliff, overlooking Freeza with his men interrogating a Namekian village)

KRILLIN: Alright, Gohan, keep your power level down.

GOHAN: Well I'm trying, but I can't seem to get it as low as yours, Krillin.

KRILLIN: But I haven't even-- I mean... yeah. Like me.

"Man, he is really weak." Rainbow said, feeling sorry for the human.

Gohan: Hey Krillin look! The dragon balls!

(Shows extremely large but beautiful looking orange circles with stars in the middle)

"Sweet Celestia!!" Twilight shouted in surprise at the size of the Namekian Dragon balls.

Krillin: Whoa, those things are huge! AC/DC be damned. (*pans to the three aliens in the village) geez, those aliens are scary. Especially the one in the front. Looks like a total F.A.G.

Gohan/Everypony: Krillin!

Krillin: what? Freaky Alien Genotype....what'd you think I meant?

Gohan: oh, I thought you called him a derogatory term for homosexual.

Krillin: (shouts) THAT THINGS A GUY?!

"I almost thought the same thing." Spike said, chuckling.

[Opening sequence]

scene shows Dodoria turning his head and looking upward, facing the direction where Krillin and Gohan are hiding)

DODORIA: Hm? What was that?

(Krillin and Gohan are seen ducking; trying not to get spotted)

"Uh oh...busted?" Rainbow said worriedly. The group held their breath, hoping they didn't get caught.

KRILLIN: (panicked) Um... (off-screen) Quack!

DODORIA: Oh, it's just a space duck.

"...you gotta be kidding me." Twilight said in complete surprise.

"At least they are safe..." Fluttershy said as she gave a light sigh of relief.

MOURI: Who are you?

FREEZA: Hello. Allow us to introduce ourselves. My name is Freeza, and we're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors, and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaand, go. (Zarbon murders two Namekians) Aaand, scene.

Everypony was shocked at how fast Zarbon killed two Namekian elders.

MOURI: (nervous) What do you want from us? Why are you slaughtering our people?

FREEZA: Well, you see, I was just in the area and I thought this would be a delightful place for a summer home--(instantly) what the f**k do you think I'm here for?

MOURI: ...Our trees?

"They do look nice." Fluttershy said, very intimidated by the aggressive invaders.

FREEZA: (blankly stares at the elder)...Zarbon, two or three more.

ZARBON: Two or three more?

FREEZA: Two or three more.

(Zarbon murders two more Namekians)

"How cold hearted is he?!" Twilight shouted in anger.

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