I dump all my non-fandom OC lore

ugh...

Kai: What ever you're eating right now probably shouldn't go in your face hole

Layla: Which hole should it go in

Eden: Somebody please help me there's a lasagna up my ass and I don't-

...

Layla: Mama didn't raise no bitch, we keep going

Eden: Nope, mama raised a bitch, let's get out of here

Layla: Actually mama didn't raise nobody, my mom died

Eden: Oh my gosh

...

Officer: Would a mr. Eden come to the front desk?

Eden: Hello is there a problem?

Officer: I believe they belong to you *points to Kai and Layla*

Kai: We got lost :(

Eden: I didn't even bring you-

...

Kai: Eden said we were having burgers

Layla: If Jacques jumped off a cliff, would you?

Kai:

Layla: KAI LONG!

Kai: What?!

Layla: Don't jump off a cliff!

Kai: Well I wasn't planning to...

Layla: But if Jacques did, you would?!

Kai:

Layla: Kai!